This popular song (in my actual mother language) of my area sounds like my life at the moment...
I went to confession
(this is a very bad translation I’m writing in 3 seconds while half asleep...)
I went to confession,
with my usual confessor;
he told me I should get married,
dear me! What a strange priest!
Blessed is the road,
where the priest passes;
blessed that day
when he’ll put a wedding ring in my hand!
Feeling like getting married
and not knowing with whom
we’ll take a cat by his tail
we’ll say “kitty kitty, come here!”