#fast talking

DM: No. You have to use a move action to fall into a square other than the one you’re occupying.

Hamish: That’s not how physics works.

DM: Rules say you can only fall into your own square.

Hamish: That’s not how physics works, Lyra.

DM: …

Hamish: *wheedling* You can allow this. You can allow it, DM.

Sounds mega rockin’, @lunammoon​!

Fast Talking Bullshitter

This quirk makes everyone who hears you believe what you say (or at the very least, think it’s reasonable) no matter how unlikely, ridiculous, or absurd.

However, this effect only lasts as long as you keep talking.

After you stop talking, the target will realize that everything you said was utterbullshit. How long it takes them to see through your bullshit depends on how much what you said contridicts the truth. (E.i. lying about your name would take longer for them to see through than you saying it’s raining during a sunny day)

THANKS FOR REGISTERING! It’s all set up in our system:

Quirk: Fast Talk - The ability to convince a target to believe whatever the user says reasonable regardless of absurdity, but the effects only last as long as they keep talking. Type: Emitter Range: Long Range

This would probably be THE COOLEST THING TO WATCH!! I BET you’ve made people believe the weirdest shit! What’s the CRAZIEST thing you’ve EVER made someone believe? What’s the LONGEST SPIEL YOU’VE BULLSHITTED FOR?! And how long after you shut up will they still believe what you said? Is this something that could last in a back-and-forth conversation or is the jig up immediately?

Since people stop believing you once you stop, seems like everything you use it for would have to be MEGA SHORT TERM! It’d be SUPER SWEET if you could LITERALLY TALK A VILLAIN INTO A JAIL CELL!! Or if you could make someone think you’ve already paid for something.

Definitely check out other heroes with voice-related quirks. I SUPER DOUBT that my cuz could help, but there’s always Anima. Be warned that he’s CRAZY FUCKING SHY, however his quirk also relies on speaking (to animals, but still) so it might be a good match. There’s also this other guy. FULL DISCLOSURE......I don’t actually know his name. He’s one of those mysterious heroes. When people talk to him, he can make them do what he wants. Hot, but NOT my type AT ALL. MIGHT BE WORTH A TRY, assuming you can find him.

BEST OF LUCK!! Have fun!

DM: There’s dissent. “But some of us have our whole livelihoods here!”

Billie (gnome ardent): Too bad! It’s time to make new livelihoods! There are a ton of empty shops and houses cityside - pick one and go legit.

DM: There are still some who are muttering darkly, but a few of the older ones recall how the city used to be before the Rat King took over. They join you, agreeing that it could be possible.

Hanako: Look, you all got into this life because you wanted to get rich, right? Well, it failed, didn’t it? Darratar’s economy tanked after you shut down all the legit businesses. This used to be the trading outpost for the empire. Can you even imagine how stupid rich you could all get if you became merchants and reopened the old trade roads?

DM: That gets their attention. You can see some of them start to look toward the doors as if considering which business they want to take over and if they can get there first.

Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): *stern* But first, clean up and burn this place. No claiming until you’ve dealt with your mess. We don’t want to hear that you’ve all just gone back to your old ways in two weeks. The Court is finished.