Long shot here. But how about a younger member to the group who is like the little sister of the group and she has a stalker. She tell the mercs she can handle it, not realizing that the situation is escalating as the stalker inches closer. What do the mercs say or do?
Uno. Sorry not sorry the only Stalker i know is the one in Chernobyl
Jokes aside
Scout: freaks tf and tries to intimidate the stalker, gets beaten and basically both now are in medics infantry, with medic contemplating doing a live surgery to see what makes the stalker do the whe stalking thingie
Soldier: either doesnt understand so he doesnt give a hoot or puts his raccoons on watch. No man, crazy or not, will try and get close to you anymore, not with 10 feral garbage cats on your side
Pyro: step 1. Try be frends
Step 2. stranger is mean so no frends
Step 3. korean barbecue ala Hannibal Lecter style
Engineer: jeez luise that guy is giving him the heebie Jeebiez. Well he talks to him, explains that yes hes an old fat bald fuck, but you see son, you really dont want a military caliber weapon pointed on you so yeet or youll be yeehawed straight to jezus door
Demo: if he drunk: beats the guy till his body becomes iridescent purple
Sober: say bye to your kneecaps nitwit
Heavy: yea the guy will become bear food, nough said
Medic: EXPERIMENT TIME BITCHES! R/N take notes tonight we do a live brain surgery on a mostly alive man
Sniper: nothing personal, but noone is a bigger stalker than him so fatherly long limbs over here will magically take his gun and somehow the guy will experience massive hemorrhage and instant death by a lead clot
Spy: he knows. dont worry.
Just dont answer Ms Pauling when she asks why a man in the town was found with enough anthrax to burry the state, and then imprisoned to a high security Texas Jail
