#fredsstonezone

All I want is a girl with MASSIVE spheres of influence

If I was a fox I bet all the chicks would pet me

*splashing sounds* *fippp,p,p,p,p,p* *croaking*

I sat there at the ponds train station (the train station is in a hollow log bc I’m a frog). I was distracted my transmitter and looked up to my train operator waving as the doors closed. I begged, I pleaded, I croaked, but the conductor could not be persuaded. The doors remain shut and the aardvark train flew away (train is an aardvark bc again I’m a frog, def not a cheap Totoro ripoff). I am distraught and angry with my transmitter.

She ball on my pen till I point

Looking for an intern to help run my tumblr. It’s just been growing so fast and I can’t do it all alone. If interested apply here https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10146475/

I’ll take my moisturizer the frog way, not this human ah Cerave