Idk what's funnier: the thought that Francis had no idea what a pantyliner was & just figured it would be helpful for blindfolding people in a pinch, or being fully aware of what pantyliners are, having one in his bathroom for god knows how long, and thinking "finally I can get rid of this fucking thing" and slapping it over Chilton's eyes in order to kill two birds with one stone because he wasn't gonna use it for anything else.

‘Fredragon’ as the ship name for frederick chilton x red dragon might be the most overlapping name-portmanteau ship name I have ever heard. If not letter-wise then sound and syllable wise. You have the ‘fredr’ from frederick and literally the entire two words ‘red dragon’ in there it’s so perfect I might lose my shit,