#tibbscrawls

I'm gonna go check on my WIP. just in case it wrote itself while I was gone. You never know.

that gap in my resume is from the saw trap

It's weird how many people don't know that Hannigram is literally canon. Like, Hannibal literally looks directly into Will's eyes in Mizumono and says -- out loud, mind you -- "Get butt ass naked right now, fish boy" and then Will drops to his knees and gives Hannibal the CRAZIEST bj and then they run off to italy together and get married and Chilton gets pregnant and Jack's the father and Bella doesn't have cancer anymore and Beverly is alive and Abigail goes to college and

"Fuck you, my child is completely fine!" Your child died in a rollercoaster accident and is now singing a ballad in black lingerie about wanting to become his 1940s hookersona from France. He's nailing it by the way.