#freakoftheweek

the Bratz are a capable group of street rats that share a smart phone like the fates from hercules share an eye, squabbling over whose turn it is today and can they please call their parents before they hand it over. the phone sees everything, even things biff, echo and tophee might miss, and between the three of them and their countless eyes on the street, they don’t miss much. 👁️

you got a demon problem? call fink inc, perpetually guaranteed to make it worse before they sell you on the warranty and solve all your problems. angelo’s got friends in high places and the archives at his disposal, while his dear wife claudia has a network of spiders-- and maybe a few pigs, if you catch our drift. the finks could take the warrens on any day of the week, and drink those virgins under the table, too.

it’s like an angel or a demon, if angels and demons didn’t care about good and evil, and there were no good. you could call them reapers, but they haven’t got a thing to do with death. it’s more like the Men in Black of the supernatural world, and it’s a tough gig-- nobody wants it and you’ve gotta literally die to get it. it’s not all fighting monsters these days though. really, it’s glorified social work. lottie’s team is one of countless, and one in a million.

the matron of the bar carmen inherited it from her late husband is known for her “keep it at the door attitude,” and if you can’t do that, take it to the basement and duke it out like civil folk. the bartender has a reputation for being a bit of a ladies man, and denver can’t seem to stay out of the business of the patrons--he’s got a way for worming information out of people. the half giant, giselle, can’t seem to find a man that can handle all of her, and hasn’t taken the time to look down at the wet napkin of an angel, demetrius, trying not to stare at her too hard as he drowns his memories in beer. it’s kind of cute, actually.

these two were huge on tiktok a few years ago but liz and kala have gone their separate ways. at least, kala is trying to-- liz dropped dead and won’t leave! don’t ghosts have rights, too? her name’s on the lease, isn’t it? it’s hard to rent out a room when the resident ghost goes full poltergeist tantrum mode when you try to post online about it. liz isn’t leaving without a fight, and kala needs help.

FREAK OF THE WEEK: Charming Andrew the funeral director popped up on my #tinder feed this week. Mate, you say you like comedy, is your bio part of your latest stand-up routine? 🤮 #tindernightmares #onlinedating #freakoftheweek #thesinglemillennial https://www.instagram.com/p/CHM4LPtLh8B/?igshid=km3d1x0p3suh

✊🏿🎶#ArtIsAWeapon Uncle Jam Wants You Reposted from @yolikegeorge #KneeDeep #FreakoftheWeek #UncleJam #TraScapades #MusicIsLife #SoulMusic #Funk #BlackAss4thOfJuly https://www.instagram.com/p/CCP6HtTAqdc/?igshid=xm8oed2wndla

Today's look: "Natural Born Gomez" . . . #freakoftheweek #naturalbornkillers #addamsfamily #tattoolife #headtattoo #tattooedmenofig #altmodel #notreallythough @job_stoppers @mavrans https://www.instagram.com/p/B4s7cjfABP3/?igshid=hl0qewdask37