#freakadeak

thinking about lowk obsessive ex peter parker just cuz he was genuinely moving like palantir parker in the movie and as much as it icked me out just like imagine it bro like you done broke up with him cuz hes always so busy and he never tells you why, genuinely he just wants to keep you safe. But your tired of his bullshit excuses so you leave and he just stays there watching you constantly following, maybe even staging a few bad things so he can save you as spiderman. he spends days watching from your windows, maybe he guiltily takes a few things from your room while your gone, desperately wanting you back. oh god and dont even get me started on the arachnid horomones hes basically going into heat omg i need him😳🤤

im back and im feeling conflicted over how fine the punisher is in bnd like yes hes dada but at the same time whyd his actor spawn in isreal🫩💔#watdatmean

i wish superman and batman were real just so i could crack them both at the same time (with my strap on squared) like theyed be so tired afterwards and burnt out from me destroying their booties and the bed would look like that one superbat fanart on twitter