❝ Okay, so. Welcome to this tiiiiiiny occult shop!
       We’ve got magic books, good-luck charms (I make
       those myself), herbs, chalk, trinkets, candles, and,
       like, all the other magic shit your little heart could desire.
       –– –– –– –– And, of course, I palm readings, tarot
       readings, and I c’n also do the traditional crystal-ball
       stuff too. Also exorcisms and, uh, that ghost-talking shit
       as well. Just don’t ask me to revive the dead; that ain’t
       my cup o’ tea, though I can direct you to a few necromancers.
       Just be warned: They smell like, um, a literal rotting corpses. ❞