#fourth master

Doctor Who and textposts.  Bonus Big Finish:

Send a character’s name to receive four different headcanons

Headcanon A:  realistic

The Master has a very strong sense of aesthetic that doesn’t change as much from regeneration to regeneration as most timelords. Much of how they present in different bodies is based on how they have presented in previous bodies. Some might think this is more of a silly headcanon, but it is supported by lots and lots of canon.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

The third Master was a giant voyeur, particularly where the Doctor was concerned. Unfortunately for the Master, putting surveillance in the Doctor’s bedroom mostly resulted in the Master wondering how anyone could sleep that heavily in that position.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

While it was impossible for a person to retain control of their body after the Master has taken over it, their consciousness does not die. Tremas and Bruce both watched in horror when the Master took over their bodies and used them to destroy people they loved.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

During the Academy Era, Ushas, Koshei, and Thete experimented with each other romantically*, but Koshei was the only one who really took to it. This, for a Gallifreyan, was viewed as really weird and a little unnatural. This was hardly what sent them on the road to becoming evil, but it did make the Master’s early life awkward.

Doctor Who + Out Of Context DnD Quotes

Bonus:

I did the Doctors, why not the Masters as well?

Koshei: We just thought, “Look at that dried grass, let’s set it on fire.” That’s what you do when you’re twenty-five.

First: Is that hypnotism or just confusing the fuck out of them?

Second: I’d better burn it’s face so I seem normal.

Third: You really do seem like a spy, because you’re posh and a tiny bit gay.

Fourth: I had to force him, I couldn’t persuade him. He was dead.

Fifth: This is a 100% trustworthy face and it was telling the absolute truth.

Sixth: I would like five pints of bitter and a knife.

Seventh: I won’t kill you. I haven’t killed anyone for years.

Barbara Millicent Roberts!Master:

Is American

Dresses for the occasion

For my 1000 follower milestone, I did a free commission. The winner was cookiepianos, who requested Chang Lee and Roberts!Master together. I immediately latched onto the idea of the Master making Lee take a tacky touristy photo with him.