āItās hard to have any street cred when a freakinā chipmunk had to help bail you out of detention.ā
āEleanor is awesome. Did I mention that? But this is messinā with my uhhhā¦sense of independence or some shiz like that.ā
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āItās hard to have any street cred when a freakinā chipmunk had to help bail you out of detention.ā
āEleanor is awesome. Did I mention that? But this is messinā with my uhhhā¦sense of independence or some shiz like that.ā

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āThat Dexter kid that Simon hangs out with is pretty nice. I remember this one time when I was having a total breakdown at school, he led me to the janitorās closet and brought me some water and a bag of chips.ā
āWe talked a lot about how I miss my dad even though he was horrible to me and Dexter said thatās okay to likeā¦feel that way. Because at the end of the day, he was still my dad.ā
āAnyway, who needs therapy when you have a Dexter? Haha! This is a joke. I know I need therapy and Iām in likeā¦3 different therapy programs. I hate them all, but my Aunt insists.ā
āIāll be honest. I donāt really know what to post half the time.ā
āIām still figuring out what I actually like to do. I spent so many years justā¦making fun of people and playing mean pranks and stuff.ā
āI know I like paintball, and football, andā¦basketball? Maybe? Not sure on that one. Maybe Iām more of a soccer sort of guy? Or baseball.ā
āI might actually like long walks in the park. That kinda surprises me. Iāve been taking them with my aunt lately. She says theyāre likeā¦good for mental health stuff.ā
āEleanorās gonna scare the pants off Theodore with her Five Nights At Teddyās parody thing.ā
āMan, I LOVE HALLOWEEN!ā
āGot some fresh rolls of toilet paper and a list of houses to TP!ā
āMy aunt is great. Living with her is great. Sheās nice. Sheās the complete opposite of everything I used to know.ā
āBUT CAN SHE STOP BARGING INTO MY ROOM WITHOUT WARNING!? LET A GUY HAVE SOME PRIVACY!ā
āDad never did that. I guess thatās because he didnāt care. Itās weird having someone around who cares.ā
āWhy am I typing this? I donāt even know.ā

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āDid I ever tell you guys about the time that Eleanor and I got locked in the arcade after it closed?ā
āHey, Eleanor. Do you wanna play paintball again sometime?ā
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āWe still donāt understand each other, but I think he knows Iām cool with himā¦even if he is a dweeb.ā