Aug 25, 2025
I'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] stab you in the eye with a foreign object
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I'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] stab you in the eye with a foreign object
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the mountain goats have excellent lyrics and i'm not denying that, but my absolute favorite, the one i constantly think about, the one i absolutely cannot get out of my head, is "i personally will stab you in the eye with a foreign object"
I think every mental health professional should be fluent in the Mountain Goats so I can walk in and say "yeah my family's driving me crazy and I've been feeling very The Mess Inside and Riches and Wonders lately with the Occasional Werewolf Gimmick and Foreign Object" and they'd be like "when you feel that way do you stop to consider the tetrapod?" And I'd be like "damn I really need to consider the tetrapod"
Dude getting strangled and punished good with a thick yellow rope or maybe a bicycle chain lock. You agreed to the match and now you’re gonna get hurt bad, punk. Oops there goes your ability to breathe, bitch
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i'm so sorry
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Round 2: which Mountain Goats song is better?
Bad Priestess (Zopilote Machine)
Foreign Object (Beat the Champ)
If you don't know these songs, consider giving them a listen before you vote– maybe you'll discover a new favorite!
In case you were wondering, one of these days my legs will both snap like twigs. Additionally, if you can't beat 'em, make 'em bleed like pigs.