#for sureeeee

who is this man??? where did he come from????

And her….

“Friendship” with Kath

they did this woman WRONG in 92sies ok????

in 92sies, sarah is the older sister of davey and les, and the love interest for jack. she is also written incredibly bland, which is a tragedy, because- older sister of davey and les?? hello?? you think THEIR older sister is boring?? the older sister of david ‘no one died’ jacobs and les ‘aNd YoU cAn TeLl PuLiTzER-‘ jacobs seriously just sits there biting her lip and twirling her hair?? nah. I refuse.

so here’s how sarah’s story REALLY goes:

sarah’s two-ish years older than david, but everyone always thought they were twins with how close they were. she’s smart, incredibly so, and helped david and les with their homework when they needed it. she’s also the kid that when it was time for her to stop going to school (“because it wasn’t practical for a girl her age”), she threw a fit, screaming and crying, about the unfairness of it all, and how david would still be expected to go. she swore that she would never make her daughters quit their schooling for such an arbitrary reason.

she begins working in the factories, and helping her mother out at home. she absolutely despises needlework, and WILL stab you if you make a comment about it. she’s not that bad of a cook, but esther (her mom) has definitely kicked her out of the kitchen before (I don’t care about that scene, she doesn’t cook). she reads the newspaper everyday- ironyyyyy, baby- so she knows literally everything that’s going on. politics, big news stories, the whole thing. and she has Opinions.

when she meets katherine for the first time, jack is legitimately concerned that the world is ending, because dear god, they’re terrifying together. sarah keeps grinning, and ducking her head down, while katherine won’t stop giggling and shooting her fond glances. and from then on, they just. do everything together? they go meet bill and darcy every week, hang out with the newsies. katherine even comes over to help esther cook (she’s not that great at it either, but she makes a valiant attempt to impress everyone). jack calls them the female version of him and davey, and david just sighs and calls him a dumbass (jack is confused, and doesn’t understand what he means).

eventually, sarah marries jack, and it’s a nice, civil partnership. they don’t have children, because neither of them were interested in that route. katherine, in a surprising turn of events, marries davey, and they have three children together (sarah always said that she didn’t need to have kids, because david and katherine did it for her). they’re all still really close, and there’s a…uh…MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING between them (except for jack. he still has no fucking clue.).

and hawks has nipple piercings

its canon in my head