#foopa

I can’t button over your foopa. Throw me away. We had a good run. Find some other jeans to cut up. I’m not worth the yeast. 

My husband drew an abstract Ethan Klein from @h3h3productions in my sketchbook and was surprised that I knew who it was. I'd recognize that foopa anywhere! #h3h3 #papabless #hilakleiners #foopa #couplasodiepops #gaffandagoof #chokingcoughs #beaniegod #howmanyreferencescanifithere #weloveh3h3

Friends don’t let friends wear mom jeans. 

I am 4 kilos away from my pre-pregnancy weight.....BUT I still have a Buddha belly.....I eat like 4-5 high calorie meals a day but because of all the gold I'm pumping from my titties I'm losing weight like its my job! Woohoo! Now if I can do something about this belly....I have a bellefit but I'm too scared to put it on because that shit is a size small and it's teeny tiny! And I'm afraid it'll make my incision pop! So I ordered a Korean girdle that's a tiny bit bigger (hopefully) I don't really know Korean sizes.....hope that gets here soon! Like everything on my body is back to being skinny except my foopa....I have a fucking foopa ㅡㅡ