look, we’ve all been there:

staring at a “toasted” sandwich that’s somehow both burnt AND raw

weeping as half your cheese leaks out onto the counter

accepting that your £20 “as seen on TV” gadget is a scam

after 40+ toastie experiments (RIP our arteries), we present:

THE 2025 SANDWICH MAKER HIERARCHY

🏆 breville deep fill – for when you need a full block of cheese between bread 💸 daewoo 900W – the “why is this so good for £30?!” dark horse 🥑 george foreman – health? in this economy? (it drains fat, we stan) 🎲 sensio 3-in-1 – chaotic neutral of kitchen gadgets

full manifesto + meltdown footage: [link]

reblog if:

you’ve ever cried over a stuck sandwich

your ideal relationship is as sealed as a perfect toastie

you just want nice things (and melted cheese)

And it was good.