#brownie points

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by godlyroman

Peter’s mumbling gets quieter and more spaced out until he’s not really defining the molecular formula for a glucose molecule anymore. He’s aware of every inch of space between him and Wade, how the closest part of Wade to him is his knees at the moment, how the little circles Wade draws into the nub of the tiny leaves look like they would feel really good.

He gets that feeling in the nape of his neck and flits his view to Wade.

Wade is looking back at him, curious.

“You want one?” He offers with a balmy laugh.

Peter is temporarily taken out of his stupor. He nods his head.

Wade picks one up, and, for only a moment, Peter imagines Wade bringing the fruit to his own lips instead of Peter’s hand. He pictures Wade pressing a soft lick to the chocolate coating, then another, before sucking the strawberry's point into his mouth, kissing it. He licks more of the chocolate until the red tip shows, and he keeps lapping and lapping and lapping—

“Say aah.”

Or: Peter has a crush on his tutor, and Wade proves that studying is more fun with him instead.

Words: 11033, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Trans Peter Parker, Trans Male Character, Getting Together, Penis In Vagina Sex, Smut, Peter Parker is a Mess, Wade Wilson Loves Peter Parker, Top Wade Wilson, Bottom Peter Parker, Dom/sub Undertones, Dry Humping, Explicit Sexual Content

- people who use dark mode google extensions

- people who have grown out roots

- people who are hairdressers

- people who have mix match socks

- people with their lilith in virgo, capricorn, taurus, and gemini

- people who love ratatouille

- people who keep bees

- people who have pet rats or snakes

- people who glam out every day just to go to school, or work, or stay at home

- people who are stay-at-home parents

- people who pre-pack their lunches the night before

- people who bite their nails

- people who make it a point to compliment at least one person a day

- people who lend you pens and don't expect you to return them

- people who like reading

- people who use Pinterest

- people who send you memes randomly

- people who don't believe in your practices but ask genuine questions and show interest

- ANYONE WHO USES TUMBLR IN 2022 <33

- people who have to use bumpers when bowling or get gutter balls ever time

- people who have silent laughs

- people who have gaps in their teeth

- people who have ridiculous loud laughs <3 especially those like goose honks (idk how to describe them LMAO)

- people who will always wave to you whenever they see you

- people who make obscure references just for themselves

- people who laugh at their own jokes

- people who can't tell jokes without dying laughing before they even say it

- people who are brutally honest

- people who remind you to put on sunscreen

- people who are fantastic drivers

- people who are listeners

- people who volunteer to be the designated driver

- people who randomly compliment you

- people who don't bring up your insecurities

- people who don't mind if you have sweaty hands

- people who have lilth in virgo

- people who can't get math to save their life

- people who listen to rnb

- people who play animal crossing

- people who watch coreyxkenshin

- people who cosplay or don't judge others for cosplaying

- people who can cook

- people who eyeball measurements for food

- people who bleach and dye their own hair

- people who are honest about their intentions

- people who are OBSESSED with pink rn

- people who always have lip gloss on

- people who knit

- people whose favorite flower is roses

- people who share gum with everyone

- people whose favorite gum flavor is spearmint

- people who make paint (especially on tiktok)

- people who do candle magick

Don't ever let anyone who has irresponsible and clumsy attempts to be progressive/doing moral thing who say "EWWW WHY IS THIS OLDER PEOPLE HANGING OUT WITH YOUNGER ADULT PEOPLE EWWW GROSS PREDATOR." dissuade you from forming a friendship and a bond with the people that you like even though they are older. This kind mentality stemmed from people who want to do the right thing but lacking critical thinking skill or they just want to get brownies points on the internet.

It's a pretty common mentality amongst older Gen z, younger Gen z and younger millennial.

I understand if you have concern about minor befriend adult ( tbh let's admit it not everyone are a fucking predator ) but trying to POLICE adults and adults platonic interaction is just condescending, disrespectful and arrogant.

Those people who say that you are gross, weird or even a predator if you are adult hanging out with another adults who are older or younger, reminds me of this:

WELL I’M DOING ANOTHER ONE WITH DILUC SO HOLD ONTO YOUR POTATOES