Okay, I've killed any chances of this blog being liked by the wider deltarune fandom, so have another hot take,
Flowsei is fine, actually.
Flowery's dialogue and mannerisms put him in his early college years.
Ralsei is presumably the same age as the rest of the Fun Gang, who read as late highschoolers.
That puts a one to three-ish year age gap between them.
Personally I'd put Ralsei at about 17 and Flowery at about 19. That's not exactly the huge age gap people make it out to be, and it's a fully canon compliant reading of both characters.
I think this fandom just needs to accept that some things are up to interpretation. Flowsei might be really weird and gross within YOUR interpretations of the characters, but there are plenty of readings where it isn't. Block the tags and move on if it makes you uncomfortable, you are responsible for curating your own fandom experience.
I'm not even the world's biggest flowsei fan but some of y'all are acting like it's the most horrible thing to ever happen and it's a little ridiculous.
Also. Be fucking for real right now.
Do we really think this sprite would exist if they weren't supposed to be at least kinda close in age???
And for fuck's sake, do we REALLY think that FLOWERY, the asshole anime boy twink who acts like THAT, is meant to be the same age as ASGORE???














