during the bonus game if you don't hit paper mache spamton

and 2. when he says that rouxls has a small ass...

If you see a ship or ship name that hasn’t been added please tell me! I'd be happy to add it.

I'll be using the common fandom names for the characters.

Protagonist x Intruder/Pale Visitor: Palegun, paletag, home invasion

Protagonist x Coat guy: Homebody, coldhermit, coldtag, housecoat

Protagonist x Vigilante: Gunlante, vigigun, vigitag, protagilante

Protagonist x Bar guy: Homebar, bartag, bargun, on the house, bulletbar

Protagonist x Wireface: Wiretag, foreignhome, foreign firearm

Coat guy x Wireface: Frozenwire, coatwire, wirecoat, frostbite

Coat guy x Bar guy: Coldbeer, coatbar

Coat guy x Cashier girl: Cashiercoat, coldshoulder, coldcash, thriftstore, coatshier

Coat guy x Seductive woman: Sugarcoat, seductivecoat, hotcold

Coat guy x Vigilante: Coatlante, leatherjacket

Intruder/Pale visitor x Reporter: Breakingnews, paleporter, reportruder, autopsy report

Intruder/Pale visitor x Stoner: Highup, no others found

Intruder/Pale visitor x Man in Hazmat: Self destruction, lovethyenemy

Intruder/Pale visitor x Cult leader: Paledeath, no others found

Vigilante x Bearded huntsman: Manhunt, no others found

Vigilante x Wireface: Vigiface, no others found

Vigilante x Cheerful man: Triggerhappy, no others found

Cat lady x Prophetic man: Balderina, hairlesscat

Cat lady x Fortune teller: Fortunecat, luckycat

Cat lady x Seductive woman: Creepy kisses, no others found

Cat lady x Widowed woman: Depressive dance, no others found

Cat lady x Cashier girl: Catshier, cashiercat

Blinded man x Wireface: Wireblind, vocal fear, wire hanger

Blinded man x Conspiracy theorist: Blindedfaith, blind conspiracy

Blinded man x Seductive woman: Blinddating, no others found

Blinded man x Man in Hazmat: Formerblind, no others found

Bar guy x Cult leader: Holybeer, no others found

Bar guy x Disfigured firefighter: Barfire, streetlight

Bar guy x Enerjerka guy: Alcoholic energy, jaegerbomb

Bar guy x Wireface: Tallwire, barbed wire

Cheerful man x Angry guy: Angercheer, jeer, toxicpositivity, violent happiness

Cheerful man x Wireface: Wirecheer, no others found

Cheerful man x Positive guy/Wheelchair guy: Dopamine overload, no others found

Fortune teller x Wireface: Fortunewire, no others found

Fortune teller x Prophet: Aligned stars, no others found

Fortune teller x Bar guy: Barfortune, no others found

Immortal man x Sleepless man: Nightly rebirth, no others found

Immortal man x Man in Hazmat: Immortal extermination, no others found

Sleepless man x Amogus guy: Sleeplessgamble/sleeplessgambler, 24-hour casino

Amogus guy x Angry guy: Ragebait, no others found

Widowed woman x Seductive woman: Mourningdove, divorced swan

Gravedigger x Bearded huntsman : Gravehunter, no others found

Enerjeka guy x Stoner: Strange addiction, beatjeka

Surgeon x Wireface: Surgicalwire, no others found

If you see a ship or ship name that hasn’t been added please tell me! I'd be happy to add it. I still update this, by the way. Latest (minor) update: June 13 2026

Robby x Whitaker: Hucklerobby, whitavitch

Robby x Collins: Rollins, robbycollins

Robby x Abbot: Rabbot/robbot, jackrobby, abbotrobby

Robby x Langdon: Robbylangdon, robdon, langavich

Robby x Shen: Robbyshen, no others found

Robby x Mohan: Robbymira, rohan, mohanavitch

Robby x Javadi: Robbyvadi, ravadi, robvadi

King x Ellis: Mellis, parking, marker

King x Langdon: Kingdon, melangdon, melfrank

Santos x King: Mentos, melty, kingsantos, kingtos, meltos

Santos x Garcia: Garsantos, no others found

Santos x Ellis: Santellis, ellisantos

Santos x Everyone/every woman: Bluntos, no others found

Santos x Langdon: Lentos/lantos, sangdon, langdos

Santos x Mohan: Mohantos/mohantoss, mohansantos

Santos x Javadi: Crashtos, vicsantos

Santos x Whitaker: Whitsantos, dantos/dentos, triniberry, santaker

Santos x Al-Hashimi: Barantos, sashimi

Whitaker x Javadi: Whivadi/whitvadi, victoryberry

Whitaker x Abbot: Huckleabbot, no others found

Whitaker x Langdon: Huckledon, langtaker

Whitaker x Ogilvie: Oliveberry, jennis

Whitaker x Park the Shark: Sharktaker, sharkleberry, sharkberry, huckleshark

Shen x Langdon: Shendon, no others found

Shen x Javadi: Shenvadi/shevadi, no others found

Shen x Donahue (Donnie): Shenahue, no others found

Mohan x King: Melhan, samiramel, miramel

Mohan x Walsh: Mowalsh, no others found

Mohan x Ellis: Mohellis, parkmira

Mohan x Al-Hashimi: Barmira, alhan

Mohan x Abbot: Mohabbot, abbmira, jamira

McKay x Javadi: McVadi, no others found

McKay x Evans (Dana): McEvans, no others found

McKay x Mohan: McMohan, no others found

McKay x Santos: McSantos, no others found

Kwon (Joy) x Ogilvie: Kwogilvie, no others found

Kwon (Joy) x Nolan (Emma): Jemma, joyemma

Evans (Dana) x Nolan (Emma): Evanolan, novans, demma

Javadi x Diaz (Mateo): Mavadi, no others found

Javadi x Everyone: Bluntvadi, no others found

Javadi x Ogilvie: Ogilvadi, no others found

Javadi x Abbot: Abbovadi, no others found

Collins x Evans (Dana): Dancollins, heavans

Polyam

Santos x Garcia x Ellis: Garsantellis

Abbot x Robby x Whitaker: Hucklerabbot

Whitaker x Santos x Javadi: Hucklecrashtos

Whitaker x Robby x Abbot x Langdon: Hucklerabbodon/hucklerabbotdon

King x Santos x Mohan: Melhantos

Garcia x Santos x Mohan: Garsantohan

Abbot x Javadi x Robby: Rabbovadi

Mohan x Abbot x Robby x Javadi: Morabbovadi

Robby x Javadi x Shen: Robvadishen

Crackships (Getting these as I see them, sorry for calling y’all out)

Robby x John Price (Call of Duty): Robbyprice

Whitaker x Eliot Spencer (Leverage): Whincer