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V: "It's 106 miles to Night City, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses"
Johnny: "Hit it"
Pls don't take me back to 2020.
COME ON VAMANOS EVERYBODY LETS GO
Jesus: So, I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Buddha: Jesus nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.
Jesus: FLOOR IT?
Buddha: JESUS NO.
Jesus: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?
Buddha: JESUS YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR APARTMENT DOWN.
Jesus: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES.
Buddha: JESUS P L E A S E.
Continuation on “Adrien has no idea how to cook” headcanon
BUT! The cute part about this is that Marinette is a baker. She knows ALL the things, and so do her parents. They would all three be so glad to teach him how to bake and what a spatula is for. *cue fluff*
On the other hand, it could also go like this.
Adrien: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Marinette: adRIEN NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
Adrien: FLOOR IT?!
Marinette: ADRIEN NO
Adrien: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Marinette: ADRIEN YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR ENTIRE MANSION TO THE GROUND.
Adrien: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FLIPPING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
Marinette: ADRIEN P L E A S E
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