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REPLIES TO CARLA'S PHONE CALL, BEER SANDWICHES AND PREGNANCY RUMOURS...
So, bad advice Roy! Donât listen to him Joel!
It's pretty sad that JoĂŤl only has Roy to go to for advice and/ or emotional support. Roy's heart's basically in the right place though...he just has a very simplistic view of the world!
fleurdeprairie replied to your post: Thereâs no escaping the fact anymore t...
Joel,i do not know what to do with you anymore :( You make my heart pain and so does Anita. Talking of Anita,where the heck is she these days.
(Because I know you love chalkboards) ;=)
yayasimblr replied to your post: Thereâs no escaping the fact anymore t...
I wonder wat she has to tell himâŚ.
rillensora replied to your post: Thereâs no escaping the fact anymore t...
Anita and Joelâs relationship was, from the first, about Anitaâs desire: I doubt she sees him as a whole person. And I find it interesting how Joel, who Anita used, in turn uses Carla as a âplaceholderâ.
Yeah, very much so, and also about her having a midlife crisis and feeling that her youth and sexual attractiveness were going down the gurgler. And you are spot-on with the placeholder comment, which is going to be pivotal in the near future but I can't say too much because of you know, spoilers *cough* like nobody will EVER be able to guess what's coming
pixelcurious replied to your post: Thereâs no escaping the fact anymore t...
I love how Royâs objection to that scenario is based on how Sonia wouldnât be able find a woodchipper.
XD And raises some questions about  Roy and Sonia's relationship that probably shouldn't be probed too deeply!
simpai-noticed-me replied to your post: Thereâs no escaping the fact anymore t...
Roy, please. AND IF CARLA IS PREGNANT, I AM GONNA DIE lol
They've been seeing each other less than two weeks, though. So in the event that she was, she probably wouldn't know or suspect anything quite yet...
fraulinefive replied to your post: Thereâs no escaping the fact anymore t...
Haha Carlaâs knocked up
Okay, move along! There's nothing to see here!
fleurdeprairie replied to your post: Carla is running late. JoÍl ...
niakniakniak -__-
getmygameon replied to your post: Carla is running late. JoÍl ...
⌠Da fuck is a toilet block? O.o
The building in a school or a park or any other public space where all the toilets are, usually separate from other buildings. What do you call them in the US?Â
pixelcurious replied to your post: Carla is running late. JoÍl ...
I approve of that Ramones tee. And of Carla.
wildflowersinzittau replied to your post: Carla is running late. JoÍl ...
Oh, I love the first pic. Itâs creating some sort of tension between the two of them (in a good way), itâs awesome!
Thank you so much! I think JoÍl was feeling very rattled by the phonecall and was trying to create a dynamic where he felt like he had a bit of control over proceedings. Delusional, but understandable XD
mochasims replied to your post: Carla is running late. JoÍl ...
joelâs been spending a lot of time with carla. hopefully he wonât kick her to the curb when anita decides to ring.
mysimsloveaffair replied to your post: Carla is running late. JoÍl ...
WhewâŚnot what I expected!
fleurdeprairie replied to your post: JoĂŤl stares at Carla. Sheâs waiting fo...
Joel,your LAST relationship seriously? so youâve given up? its not over yet! damn u damn me damn everyone
holleyberry replied to your post: JoĂŤl stares at Carla. Sheâs waiting fo...
*Red Flags* *Warning Bells* Run away Carla!
Things are only going to get worse for poor Carla, I suspect...
mochasims replied to your post: JoĂŤl stares at Carla. Sheâs waiting fo...
thatâs the truth⌠she doesnât want to know more. carlaâs not getting emotionally attached is she? eek
icy-spicy-scalpel replied to your photo âRoyâs friends from school, Dom, Brad and Damo, are very excited to...â
ooo...hunks.This should be interesting!
pibsims replied to your post: Saturday 7.30 am The weather ...
So Harry remembers clearly what Anita was wearing but Anita canât remember much beyond fun. Poor Harry. When is she going to lower the boom?
That's a very good question. To which I have absolutely no answer!Â
mochasims replied to your post: Saturday 7.30 am The weather ...
LOL harry is priceless. =)
He does have some unique qualities, yes XD
simpai-noticed-me replied to your post: Saturday 7.30 am The weather ...
Oh Harry. I just want to pinch his cheeks.
fleurdeprairie replied to your post: Saturday 7.30 am The weather ...
holy crapâŚhe has undies planned for each dayâŚ?âŚâŚ.ok?âŚâŚâŚ Harry,you need a 2nd mommy not a wifieâŚ
Well as a Mommy Marina wasn't much chop, so you've probably hit the nail right on the head! XDÂ
skeletongirltoo replied to your post: Saturday 7.30 am The weather ...
I know I´ve been harsh on Anita, but sometimes I can totally understand her need for change.
Or at least some semblance of normalcy! <3Â
caterpillarsims replied to your post: Harry gets a call from Mireil...
Play Date! Yay! Mireille and Harry are so meant for each other. =D Also, you know how I feel about mentioning cats in posts where there is a distinct lack of catsâŚ.
Oh God. I am hanging my head in shame so much right now. Please accept the following gif with my most heartfelt apologies! XD
icy-spicy-scalpel replied to your post: Harry gets a call from Mireil...
Yay! for Harry and Mieille.Atleast something should go Harryâs way!
Still, because of his uncomplicated outlook on life Harry usually manages to have a pretty fun time most days...days his plants aren't being killed, of course. XD
getmygameon replied to your post: Best. Day. Ever.
How much attraction is between Harry & Mirelle vs Harry & Anita?
The dynamic between Harry and Mireille is like two naughty kids goofing off together...even when they were boyfriend and girlfriend they never technically slept together. Actually poor Harry has never done the wild thing with anyone else but Anita! So to answer your question I suppose he would still be more attracted to Anita than Mireille that way, only because he has that history with her. Mireille needs to put the moves on him!Â
mochasims replied to your post: Best. Day. Ever.
heh heh =D the last pic says it all.
The crap I had to go through to get that pic, though. Harry kept walking out of the lot for some crazy reason to eat his ice-cream, and by the time I'd summonsed him back Mireille would have finished hers. This went on for about 10 minutes. I was tearing my hair out. In the end I just used moveObjects on to place the seat he insisted on sitting on opposite Mireille. I'm sure he does stuff like that to test me.
pixelpixies replied to your post: Best. Day. Ever.
The cuteness!!!
mysimsloveaffair replied to your post: Best. Day. Ever.
Harry enjoys his life a lot! lol BTW, this water park is incredible!
Thank you! All things considered, he could have it a lot worse. And yeah, that lot is my favourite community lot in my whole game. XD
pixelcurious replied to your post: Best. Day. Ever.
I just noticed the little girlsâ water wings - so cute :)
Aren't they just? I think they came with IP. XD
skeletongirltoo replied to your post: Best. Day. Ever.
Aw bless! âĽ
caterpillarsims replied to your post: Mireille: Hey, look at this H...
I always wondered what that sign said!
fleurdeprairie replied to your post: Mireille: Hey, look at this H...
*Transforms into cupid* *shoots one arrow at Harryâs hairy butt and another one at Mireille* Boom chikaboomboom!
HOW DID YOU KNOW HARRY HAS A HAIRY BUM??? HOW
pixelcurious replied to your post: Mireille: Hey, look at this H...
Such language Mireille! Just you wait, Sybilla is bound to embarrass you now. All my friends with toddlers have had that happen⌠;)
ninoochat replied to your post: Mireille: Hey, look at this H...
Harry in this picture is me at 12 years old.
fraulinefive replied to your post: Mireille: Hey, look at this H...
What, no chocolate ice cream cake?
simpai-noticed-me replied to your post: Mireille: Hey, look at this H...
These two belong together.
fraulinefive replied to your post: Roy: Iâve been thinking about...
roy. botox is literally poison. like literally. itâs an injection of literal posion.
caterpillarsims replied to your post: Roy: Iâve been thinking about...
Roy, I think you left your balls at the Grind. Better go back and find themâŚ
pixelcurious replied to your post: Roy: Iâve been thinking about...
I did not even know that was a thing. O_o The Botox armpits. Is that really a thing?
It is. You can get it injected into your hands and feet too if you suffer from excessive perspiration in those areas. Key word being excessive. But people are having it done for weddings & so they don't look sweaty after a work- out at the gym. SMH.
jenba replied to your post: Roy: Iâve been thinking about...
Bwah! I love how JoĂŤl tells it like it is.
Yeah, like tell us how you really feel, JoÍl! Heh, you could never accuse either of them of not being honest with each other...<3
simpai-noticed-me replied to your post: Roy: Iâve been thinking about...
i get botox for my migraines. imma ask my doc to give me some in my pits so i can be like roy lol
Who wouldn't want to be like Roy, though. Seriously.
mysimsloveaffair replied to your photoset âAnita arrives home from work to find the house empty. There is a note...â
The dead plants are a sign Harry, but the fact that Anita could care less is a slap in the face.
Sometimes even I find it hard to make excuses for Anita's behaviour. I mean having an affair is one thing, but letting Harry's garden die...that's truly reprehensible.Â
fleurdeprairie replied to your post: Baby Jessica: You canât ...
omg Jessica you meanie O.o
She's a lean mean pooping machine!
simpai-noticed-me replied to your post: Baby Jessica: You canât ...
Baby Jessica is a Mean Girl Jr.
It's the bald head I think. It just gives her that  badass edge.
nernershuman replied to your post: Baby Jessica: You canât ...
Jessica is very particular about the company she keeps.
Yep, and anyone with enviable hair is automatically on her hit list!
mochasims replied to your post: Baby Jessica: You canât ...
LMAO jessica is no joke
That's because she's a BAMF.
caterpillarsims replied to your post: Baby Jessica: You canât ...
Baby Jessica, Mean Girl in training.
or should that be "...in training pants" :P
s655Â replied to your post:Â Baby Jessica:Â You canât ...
Bet Baby Jessica wonât get four candy canes this year!
Meh, if not she'll just steal Eunice and Rocky's, as usual ;=)
jilltheripper replied to your post: Royâs friends from school, Do...
You forever amuse me. <3
caterpillarsims replied to your post: Royâs friends from school, Do...
Yo! Where the strippers at?
madampink replied to your post: Royâs friends from school, Do...
Wow! Send me Damo! Hot guy! :)
XD We'll see if you still think that way after the Bachelor Party! ;)
jenba replied to your post: Royâs friends from school, Do...
Uh-oh, they look like trouble. LOL.
mochasims replied to your post: Royâs friends from school, Do...
iâm excited to have received my invitation as well!
You will have a front row seat! XD
titosims replied to your post: I deleted about a gig of scre...
AWZ!
caterpillarsims replied to your post: I deleted about a gig of scre...
Yo, thereâs my little stripper.
skasumi replied to your post: I deleted about a gig of scre...
buttsex, oui!
justanniessimblr replied to your post: I deleted about a gig of scre...
TAKE THAT THING AWAY FROM ME PLZ
mochasims replied to your post: I deleted about a gig of scre...
*DEAD*
Reason for Roy to swear off the Pink Cougars forever #475!
madampink replied to your post: I deleted about a gig of scre...
mochasims replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
*dead* he is walking like he means business too. he is GONE marina. LOL
I just hope she doesn't take him back. Maybe next time she can hook up with someone a bit more suitable, like the Llama Mascot? (He and Rags have the exact same walk, too!)
fleurdeprairie replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
Please donât leave me.I always say how I donât need you. But itâs always gonna come right back to this.Please, donât leave me :p that song
dadadadadadadadadadadadada... XD
sorbesque replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
i canât with this story XDD
simminginthecorner replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
Itâs ok, there are tons of fish in the ocean!
I think Marina's fishing licence is due to expire soon though...:P
justanniessimblr replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
Poor girl : (
Marina has forgotten all about her heartbreak over Rags' indiscretions because you called her a girl. âĽÂ
nixels replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
âŚat first I thought it was Harry and the Hendersons, wasnât expecting that twist XD
I have never seen Harry and the Hendersons so I had to Google it. But from the synopsis I gather that the Bigfoot character didn't ever get to accuse anyone of treating him like a sex object? XD
chill-sims replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
wowwww! XD poor marina
is-that-kirstie replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
awww⌠poor marina!
Yeah, that Llama Mascot had better keep a firm grip on his goolies, that's all I'm saying.
lolitasim replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
Iâm not sure if I should laugh or feel bad for Marina xD
applekissis replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
Gah! This tickled me so muchâŚAnd Rags doing his strutâŚpure comedy!!!
Rags has a body built for sin comedy! XD
aboutagirlnamedjessica replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
I completely empathize with Rags, itâs so hard being so sexy. *looks down at fingernails*
sims-in-a-box replied to your post: Meanwhile⌠Marina: GET O...
She will survive. As long as she knows how to love, I know sheâll stay alive.
memoirsofasim replied to your post:
Dirty little gnomes..
aboutagirlnamedjessica replied to your post:
*Bow-chica-wow-wow*
kimmiessimmies replied to your post:
I love how you tagged this ânsfwâ! Hahahaha!
Because they're nude. ;)
napoleonfrost replied to your post:
The facial expression is priceless
You can tell they're in love, right? XD
simsaralove replied to your post:
This is the fifth time Iâm trying to write a comment for this picture, butâŚ. I am speechless. Speechless!!
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