Rottweiler: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Leopard: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Flamingo: Tackle him.
Flower: Dump him.
Butterfly: Kick him in the shin!
Thingamajig: NONE OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!


















