Jul 9, 2020
Rottweiler: I feel so small being only 5'8"...
Flamingo: Cheer up, Rott! Remember, you're not just 5'8", you're also 4'20"!
Rottweiler: This changes everything -
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Rottweiler: I feel so small being only 5'8"...
Flamingo: Cheer up, Rott! Remember, you're not just 5'8", you're also 4'20"!
Rottweiler: This changes everything -
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Rottweiler: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Leopard: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Flamingo: Tackle him.
Flower: Dump him.
Butterfly: Kick him in the shin!
Thingamajig: NONE OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
Poodle: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you guys how that blender works...
Flamingo, looking at Alien:
Alien, setting down her mug of pureed toast: What makes you say that?
Rottweiler: I don't care what anyone else says, the black cookie part is the best part of the Oreo.
Fox: Dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Flamingo: Yo, Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.
Flamingo, on the phone: Where are you?
Fox: I’m on a very important case. Deep undercover. I’ve gone through a truck load of bullets already.
Flamingo: So... That’s not you helping Bee carry groceries up to her apartment?
Fox:
Fox: I’ll have you know that Bee is a huge threat to society. She cheats at bingo.
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Flamingo: What do you mean, you’re experienced with women?
Fox: Uh, well, you see...
Rottweiler: Flamingo, what Fox is trying not to say is that he’s a bit of a whore.
Fox, offended: What- I’m not- Leopard! Tell them I'm not a whore!
Leopard: Of course Fox is not a whore.
Fox: Thank you.
Leopard: Whores get paid.
Flamingo: Rottie! Is that a weed?
Rottweiler: No, this is a crayon...
Flamingo, punching 911Â into the microwave: I'm calling the police!
Fox's voice, inexplicably coming from said microwave: 911, what's your emergency?
Leopard: Oh, Flamingo, I love her to bits, but she doesn’t have the range!
Nick: What about, uh, Night Angel?
Leopard: She doesn’t have the range! Black velvet if you pleeeeeease~ There, that’s how it should be sung.
Nick: Is there anyone you like? What about, maybe, Ladybug?
Leopard: She doesn’t have the range.
Nick: Turtle?
Leopard: She doesn’t have the range.
Nick: Rottweiler?
Leopard: She doesn’t have the range.
Nick: …Leopard?
Leopard: She doesn’t have the range! Sorry, I love her to bits, but she doesn’t have the range.
Nick: …But that’s you…
Leopard: I don’t care. I don’t have the range.