Dec 15, 2021
Turtle: Astronaut figured out he can put sticky notes on people's backs.
Turtle: He doesn't know they're supposed to say stuff like "kick me", so they only have space facts on them...
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Turtle: Astronaut figured out he can put sticky notes on people's backs.
Turtle: He doesn't know they're supposed to say stuff like "kick me", so they only have space facts on them...
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My immense amount of salt can fill an ocean, but i guess turtles would like that least đ so i drew a thing
ask and ye shall receive.
Astroturtle headcanons for the mind and soul!
- Everyone assumes that Astroâs a lovable small golden child who can do no harm.
- So when Astro, trying to socialize at a party, casually brings up the time he single-handedly had to kill a thousand-foot-long death worm with a laser gun in the sands of GJ 273b...
- Funnily enough, this doesnât at all excuse how, when Turtle turned on the television for the first time and Astro saw the static, he was running for cover, convinced the thing was going to explode.
- When Astro crash-landed on Maskworld (or whatever we call it), Alien was actually the first one to find him. Turtle was the one who had a free room, since nobody could manage living with him.
- Astro will purposely troll Turtle by using âspace is weirdâ as an explanation:
Turtle: Can you get me a coffee?
Astro: What is coffee? Is it milked from a plant?
Turtle: Youâre holding a Starbucks cup right now -
- The reason the toaster has a touch-screen is because Astro was bored and decided to spruce it up. Kid can fix anything, no manuals needed, with a toolbox, a couple of hours, and a Pop-Tart or two.
- For a first date, Turtle decided to try to watch Star Wars with Astro. This... did not end well. Astro ended up pausing the movie and explaining for over thirty minutes how flight dynamics rendered the whole thing practically impossible.
- They have a pet goldfish. Astro named it John. Turtle has never tried to explain how silly that name is.
- Look me in the eyes and tell me these two donât have anything from these guys ->Â https://www.moonglow.com/Â .
...more? XD
The Masked Singer Season 3 Episode 16: The Finale/The Winner is Announced (Commentary & Reveals)
Hello fellow lovers of the Masked Singer. Welcome to the last Anaâs Masked Recap of Season 3 (donât worry I will be back for season 4 in the fall... hopefully, depending on how busy I am). In the meantime, I am probably going to do more recaps of other shows (maybe AGT or World of Dance since they are starting up next week, let me know if you want to see that, I have no idea how I will do it but I will give it a shot) Anyways, for the last time *sheds a tear*, letâs freaking do this: (P.S. they are spoilers just a warning for yâall & I will be revealing them as I go similarly to the format of when eliminated contestants are revealed episode by episode, oh & we are still doing PANEL SPOTLIGHTS woohoo but this time we are gonna give all the judgesâ guesses & reward them with a đ or give them the đŠ emoji)
Rhino, with a sigh: We call that a traumatic event.
Rhino, turning to Turtle: Not a "bruh moment".
Rhino, turning to Night Angel: Not a "major L".
Rhino, turning to Frog: And definitely not an "OOF lmao".
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Astro: Is this movie going to make me cry?
Turtle: Probably. You cry at everything. You cried when you got here.
Astro, tearing up: I was just so happy to see you!
Night Angel: And if you have any suggestions on how I run this operation, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Turtle: That's... just a trash can..?
Night Angel, without missing a beat: It sure is!
Astronaut: Your Honor, my client maintains that he didn't stab the prosecutor once in the gut.
Turtle, proudly: I did in fact stab him four times in the same spot! My aim is impeccable.