#flamewars

While everyone has been complaining about the uneven pacing of the Emmy-winning fantasy series, I’ve been politely asking for help regarding the very consistent (slow) pace of the wall of flame in my home, which has now, over the course of the last 27 days, consumed my kitchen, my laundry room, and a solid 1/6 of my living room. . Apparently if a fire moves this slowly, the fire department considers it “controlled,” and they hang up on you, even as you explain that, though admittedly more sluggish than most fires, the flames continue to advance very steadily. I set up a camcorder to record the flames for several hours, and, after speeding the footage up, you can definitely tell that it moved 8 or 9 inches. I mailed them the tape a week ago, but haven’t heard back. I guess I should’ve included a catchy intro where you see the map of my smoldering home. I bet these firefighters loved it when the red priestess Melisandre lit thousands of Dothraki arakhs aflame in a matter of seconds. These days, people only care about fast fires. It’s a real shame. . A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin seems to have written himself into a corner, which is a lot like being stuck in the corner of a good ? of your living room because a fire is now blocking one of the three exits in your home. Sure, I still have unimpeded access to my bathroom and both of my bedrooms, but how long will that remain true? Certainly Khal Moro and the other khals of the khalar vezhven did not expect Daenerys Targaryen to set all the dirt in their temple on fire, burning it down in no time at all, but look at them now! What if my living room floor proves to be as flammable as that dirt? In any case, it's not looking like my house is going to walk out of these flames unburnt. @airbrooks #got #gameofthrones #gotseriesfinale #flamewars #housefire #housefires https://www.instagram.com/p/ByGNz70gQYy/?igshid=1l6onam5p7k2d

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