Stunt Fatigue
Iâm looking over my page and realizing itâs been ages since I posted ANYTHING. I think the Chernobyl stunt has been too much for me, and while Iâve been lurking and staying updated on my OT5, my Liam heart just hasnât had the strength to create content throughout all this mess. And the fact that there are fans out there that will dissect the remotest wink from Harry to anyone thatâs not Louis, but will just accept this disgusting bs narrative surrounding Liam drives me crazy.
 Itâs so obvious none of them are âout free.â Even the ones with new management, or new record labels. Watching so-called Ziams slam Liam for these tiny pinches of shade thrown at Zayn is even more upsetting, because you guys should know who Liam is, and that everything we see from him right now is directed and approved by their demented overlords. So the next time youâre thinking about boycotting Liam, or Harry, or Niall (is there a jealous fuck out there that would boycott Niall? What is wrong with you? I donât like slow hands either but the boy is sunshine incarnate), take a walk to the interwebs and google up modest managementâs website. The second picture you see (after poor Nialler) is One Direction.
Still repped by modest. Still signed to Syco. And remember that this is only âhiatusâ which means whatever they want it to mean. Which is probably this:
 One Direction will not be releasing any music or touring while Sony tries to push Harry Styles down your throats. In the meantime, expect the same stunt foolery youâve come to expect from modest! management, as theyâve signed their souls over to us in blood.Â
Since Louis already gave you âI knocked up a thottie at the club, but immediately started dating an actress because, hetero,â our next trick will be Liam falls prey to the whole âsexy teacher wants a babyâ storyline, because nothing sells hetero like an icky pedophilia-laced desperate woman scenario. It will be perfect to sell Liamâs new brand of teen pop. Meanwhile, Harry will write an album full of tired sexist tropes while promoting feminism, and wear a plethora of rainbows while reminding us all about him and Taylor Swift. Oh, and Niallâs gonna have brown hair now. Itâs more manly.
So this is why I havenât been posting. Itâs all so gross. But at the same time, I love these boys so freaking much. I canât quit them. And while I hate these disgusting narratives they are being forced to play out, I donât believe them. And if I tuned out completely I would miss things like this:
Payne chain promo or not, I heart this with my entire soul. So eff you Simon & Co. youâre not going to ruin 1d for me.











