reverse hucklerabbot au where med students rabbot go bonkers witnessing their borderline cryptid chief attending dr dennis “bloodhound” whitaker prove his nickname:
catches like every heart attack, even the ones that should be impossible to predict
somehow knows where everyone is. like. Everyone. patients, doctors, students, nurses, orderlies, EVERYONE. you CANNOT sneak up on him. he’s gotta have sonar installed in his brain or something wtf
children LOVE him, babies settle in his arms
he never gets dirty, always knows when a splash is imminent
honestly he had So Much bad luck for So Long plus spending 30+ years in chaos central he just got super hyper vigilant but still














