#fishnetsandmagic

One time whilst stealing information from the Batcave, Thomas stopped to take a shower at the same time that Zatanna showed up in the cave. A case of mistaken identity ensued that wasn’t immediately resolved and they have never spoken of it since.

Thomas wants to soak Anna and Zee in gasoline and set them on fire. But for radically different reasons.

Years ago Anna left a pair of her fishnets in the Eyrie after one of their trysts. Somehow they got a tear in them while in Thomas’ possession. He swears he doesn’t know how that happened.

Half of the celebrities that Thomas Wayne Jr. has been spotted with in the tabloids have actually been Anna in disguise. Especially in the ‘leaked photos’.

Alfred has secretly shipped Annataz/Thomas for years and has subtly pushed them closer together by various means.

One time at one of the more sexually charged Syndicate parties, Thomas borrowed Anna’s hat to collect everyone’s keys, forgetting where the hat led to. It took three hours negotiating in the innermost circle of Hades to get the keys back. All things considered, it was not the worst orgy that the Syndicate ever threw.

Contrary to popular belief, Thomas’ original nickname for Annataz was ‘Taz’, rather than ‘Anna’.

Thomas has tried several times to subtly set up Bruce and Zee, his theory being that if the two of them just go ahead and ‘get a room’ already then they’ll be a lot less stressed and get off his case all the time.

Because of their similarities to his relationship with Anna, it continuously baffles Thomas as to why Zee and Bruce are not together; he has a large file on his computer of suspected reasons as to why that might be the case, ranging from ‘super nerd brother can’t spit it out’ to “international/pan-dimensional conspiracy forbidding homo-magi homo-sapien courtship”

Despite thinking of Zee as a “Vanilla Nerd Goody Two-Shoes”, Thomas wants to involve her a little more in his and Anna’s relationship. In the intimate sense.

[SMS to Beard Envy]: I thought it was going to be you and Dinah…

[SMS to Beard Envy]: but it’s not

[SMS to Beard Envy]: so I don’t know

[SMS to Beard Envy]: help

[SMS to Beard Envy]: wait…

[SMS to Beard Envy]: i heard a name….

[SMS to Beard Envy]: omfg

[SMS to Beard Envy]: i think it’s Dick and Babs.

[SMS to Beard Envy]: WHAT DO I DO?

His ability in magic is far below the tricks of the magician, Zatanna. He has heard rumors that her magic is far from mere illusions. He is familiar to real magic, magic of the dark arts thanks to his meeting with Clea of the Dark Dimension. She has opened his eyes to the world of the occult and his own ability. 

During the duration of the magician’s show, he could feel a buzz in the air, similar to when Clea performs her sorcery before him. It gives him a familiar chill that runs down his spine. He knows those rumors to be true now. Strange could not stop here, his curiosity getting the better of him.