#fish slapped

Now, I wasn’t gonna post anything today, but someone in my inbox brought up story time and I realized I can’t let y’all down.

So, uh, this isn’t that eventful but oh well.

I went to the store today with my father because he needed something and he didn’t want me throwing myself down the stairs again.

So I’m in the little wheelchair cart thing again because I’m currently as broken as an old fossilized corpse of a fucking dinosaur, and he’s just walking around as I slowly follow behind him because those carts can never fucking move fast enough.

He needed hardware stuff, but I don’t give a fuck about wood, so I ditched his ass and slowly drove to the toys and put a bunch of nerf guns in my cart (I’m gonna shoot my classmates with my little foam bullets because I’m an asshole) and I’m driving on out and down to the food stuff because I’m fat (we been knew) and for some reason the food is located close to the pet area where they sell fish. I saw two people fighting (they looked like siblings) and obviously I stopped somewhere just to watch, like many others were, and at some point the older looking sibling, appeared to be physically male, called the other young looking sibling, also appearing to be physically male, an, and I quote:

“You inbred donkey arm looking Jesus Christ impersonating fucking chicken leg face ass crack ass baby daddy headass”

And if that doesn’t perfectly summarize this generation I don’t fucking know what will.

The younger looking one responded to that entire rant by grabbing a bag, one of those plastic bags containing an actual FISH in it, and slapped the other one right in the face using the bag.

The bag fucking burst.

The fish hit the ground, the water went everywhere, kids sounded horrified, I was horrified. That poor fucking fish. Thankfully someone picked it up and put it in another water container before it DIED. I thought I was going to witness a MURDER.

The people got kicked the fuck out of the store and honestly I think everyone loved that, considering the fact everyone clapped and cheered when the people left. Obviously after this happened I had to go back to my father before he beat my ass, so uh yeah I bailed shortly after that to slowly drive on back to my father.

He screamed at me though for leaving him since I had the cart. Yikes.

Anyway uh yeah not that interesting but it happened!