What

You like dogs

No. Now I'mma eat my watermelon in peace. - Mika

*comes back with watermelons* I just wanted some fucking watermelon. I didn't leave. Now I'mma just sit on the ceiling and eat this. - Mika

Fuck. *runs through the wall*

you can't kill me. I'm dumbass bitch. ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

This chick annoying

you did this to yourself. *inhales* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IMMMA KILL YOURRR FUCKIN EAR DRUMS!

I was gonna leave but you rejected mah cookies so.. *jumps on your back like the 4'11 bitch I am* CARRY ME TO THE BAKERY PEASANT OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF ME NEVER LETTING GO OF YOU!

*inhales the chair and then throws avocados toast at you* I'm hungry now. *inhales all existing fables and chairs*... Umm. MIKAN I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE MY TUMMY HURTS. -Mika

*throws the avocados back at you and then throws guacamole* EAT YOUR OWN CHILDREN. I'm actually not a communist... I can't even remember what taxes are. Oh wait I don't pay those. -Mika

*peeks through hole in wall* oop.. Well.. *throws avocados at you* EAT YOUR OWN CHILDREN THEN! *is gone* - Mika

Yeah I finally figured out how to make cookies due to the fact Sugar is taking a (hopefully) temporary break from the blog and I found her cookie recipe. Don't tell her she'll kill me. NOW EAT MAH LORD. *Throws more cookies at you and then yeets self through the wall and is gone*

holy shit. Welp.... *runs to the kitchen* I MADE COOKIES *throws them at you* NOW EAT GOD!

I found this and it is now my religion. *holds up avocado Bible* it says that you are God. Is this true? -Sugar

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