Ray William Johnson!

Podcasting.

I photoshopped myself a girlfriend.

Don’t poke the bear.

(w/ @matthewsantoro)

I don’t even smoke.

“Hurry up and take the picture, mom”. 😑

Hey girl. Your name must be Rita Repulsa- cuz lookin at you makes my monster grow. 😎

Me and @theepiclloyd are about to do what all uninteresting people do... We’re starting a podcast.

Happy 2 year anniversary to my Red Kelly ❤️

Just put a new song up on Spotify. 🔥I wrote it for you 😉 Let me know what you think of it.

They told me to “act natural”.

New music video 🔥 Song is “Fred Astaire” by Fat Damon. Available on Spotify, iTunes, SoundCloud, etc.

*tells best joke* *crickets chirp*

Choose a job you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life.

New skit 🔥 Your Birthday is Stupid 😂