#firstapple

Adam sometimes being insecure about his weight because he used to be fit when he was younger and meekly bringing it up to Lucifer: "Hey Lu you think Ive gotten too fat?"

Lu trying to adamantly say he likes him everyway , and that never changed

He still lovely as the very day he saw him in Eden

Adam please just trust Luci on this, when he says your attractive , then you are

How many humans ever managed to attract an angel (most perfect beings) hmm?

Charlie: why are you sitting in a circle of salt?

Adam: oh, Lucifer and I had a fight and I’m angry at him now.

Charlie: oh no.

Demonform Lucifer: you can’t sit inside that barrier forever!

Nun Adam

Lucifer, reading: oh, did you now?

Kid Charlie: are they tall?

Lucifer: oh ya, very tall.

Kid Charlie: do they have a lot of bright colors?

Lucifer: they do indeed

Kid Charlie: do they like chocolate?

Lucifer: yes the- chocolate?

Lucifer looks to see Charlie holding hands with Adam.

Adam: sup

Did I miss something? When did adamsapple get popular?

(Found this on TikTok)

Edit: I just searched up the number of fics on ao3, it’s only 99

Adam: IM PREGNANT!

Lucifer: …I meant the phone.

Adam: Finally! You’re proposing!

Lucifer: How’d you know?

Adam: Lucifer, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Lilith: It’s my turn to cuddle Lucifer .