Y/N: You have three moods: “Brooding,” “More Brooding,” and “Let’s Commit a Felony.”
Jason: You forgot “Flirting with death.”
Y/N: That’s not a mood, that’s a Tuesday.
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Jason: You know, when I said "distract them," I didn’t mean set the building on fire.
Y/N covered in soot: Next time, be more specific.
Jason: How is arson your first idea?
Y/N: It wasn’t my first. It was my third. The first two involved a raccoon and a leaf blower, and we don’t have time for that story.
Jason: ...We never have time for your stories.
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Y/N: Jason, be honest—on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is it?
Jason: The FBI is outside, Gotham is on fire, and someone just Venmo’d me $500 with the note “thanks for the chaos.”
Y/N: So like... a 7?
Jason: You’re insane.
Y/N: And you love it.
Jason: ...Yeah, I kinda do. Which is deeply concerning.
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