FIRE IN THE HOLE
"FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Bubi could not stand the constant buzzing of this phrase in his head.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Bubi, still in his gremlin form, started flapping his wings repeatedly as he is on fire with annoyance and anger.
"OKAY THAT IS IT! I have enough of you peasants always screaming this 'Fire in the Hole' nonsense 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!"
The blue puffball on his side, Cyon, turned to his side. He then showed Bubi the screen of his smartphone.
"It's just something silly, relax. FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
The screen showed a green smiley face that was meant to represent the Normal difficulty in that cube game.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
"I swear to Satan, if you are going to say 'Fire in the Hole' again, I know where I am going to send you."
Bubi is about to lose it. His final warning was set right in front of Cyon's now-terrified face.
"Please do not tell me..."
"Just... stop saying it, peasant. My loyal subjects don't babble such nonsense at my feet!"
Cyon turns away, all aloof. He then decides to play another platformer level in the cube game. Searching for secret coins, Cyon kept checking every nook and cranny, through hidden walls and everything in-between... until...
That normal difficulty face appeared again. As if were an easter egg.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Cyon can hear kettle noises.
"Uh, Henya isn't around- wait. Bubi, are you-"
Bubi's face can be seen coursing red with anger... all steamed up, infuriated because he has been once again TICKED OFF by that dang "FIRE IN THE HOLE" phrase.
"I TOLD YOU. THIS WAS MY LAST WARNING. NOW... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO! I'VE HAD IT! THE KING OF ALL DEMONKIND DOESN'T DESERVE THIS AGONY!"
"Uh, Bubi! Wait! IT WAS AN EASTER EGG I FOUND ON ACCIDE-"
Poof.
And soon... Cyon finds himself sitting on a rocky ground, surrounded by a blazing inferno.
"Uh... fire in the hole?"
Cyon is only met with the roaring rage of a three-headed beast.
"...Damn."












