#fintanposting

i want fintan to cry in book 10. not a silly little bronte misty eye moment i want him sobbing when he finally finds out the true purpose of noxflares or SOMETHING new about pyrokinesis he already knew everything he possibly could about pyrokinesis except this one thing that’s been bugging him for millennia. even if it’s just a cry of relief idc i want that dehydrated little guy to cry the few droplets he has available

look, i can understand getting arrested once, but three times??? that’s gay as fuck. we KNOW you are doing some of those on purpose. why is that? you just love being handcuffed by other men, huh? you want them to pin you against the wall and tie you up? you like that? you think it’s hot when they restrain you in a chair and interrogate you? whore.

the transition from fintan being everblaze (unstoppable, ridiculously intense, barely controlled flame) to balefire (contained, lingering for eternity with no ability to grow)

did you know if you rearrange the letters in fintan it spells finant 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🔥

i saw someone say something about fintan’s body literally exploding into flames . i forgot who so sorry but im giggling at the idea of him calling everblaze yet covering himself in normal flames