#finding-thekey

That's called stress... Hi!

did u mean: my life lmao 

I finally get to see you with black hair!

It’s actually super brown in good light but same diff really hahaha

ouijubell replied to your post “Made a big mistake at work and I feel stupid af and my boss was pissed...”

You're not stupid, let them get over it. You'll get better and better, you'll see.

Nah, I am, but it’s fine! Everyone was over it by the end of the day.

ouijubell replied to your post “I wanna go home and not come back lmao but I can consider that once I...”

Take me with you. Let's run away and live on Video Game Island, Haku. You can bring C and Sif. Let's just ESCAPE.

Yes good, I approve of this plan!!!!! 

finding-thekey replied to your post “Going to fan expo on sunday! I’m hoping to take a pic with Mads...”

Good luck! tell him we love him! (kill everyone on the line!)

Hahaha thank you, I will!! :D (I might...)

sweetalgos replied to your post “I’m too into that fuckin asshole I can’t like k/az i’m sorry ”

You'd be welcome to come play it on my PC but you live like forever away so probably not worth it :(

Sorry about the late response. *blushes scarlet* I had just filed this away under “will write fic/prompts” part of my drafts.

I think this is def something I want to try, though it’ll be AU as the timelines are wonky. Daken being born 1946, Lester being in his twenties or so in 1976 when he was introduced, making him born approx 1950~ in that timeline... eh maths stuff. AU it is.

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Okay, so back to my modern!AU head canon. So Ezio and Leonardo are Malik and Altair’s neighbors at the apartment complex. They’re in the studio next door. And they. Are. Sex, Fiends. It becomes an annoyance to Malik, who hates having to leave his living room at random times of the day to escape the very obvious sound of fucking on the other side of the wall. Altair is incredibly fascinated, though. Because, I mean, Ezio and Leo seem to have no limitations at all. And Ezio knows that he and Leo are not at all discreet. So he gloats. And Altair sees it as a challenge. So he tries to get Malik to agree to rivaling their neighbors in who can have the most random, often, and rough sex. They literally have a sex competition. Everyone else who lives on their floor eventually invests in noise-cancelling audio equipment to block it out. Because the floor literally sounds like sex 24/7.

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I wouldn’t necessarily consider all three of these as OTPs, as I take the meaning of OTP literally. So I only have one.

So the first is my actual OTP, AltMal, from Asassin’s Creed. I ship this SO HARD. I mean, I think it’s an obvious thing.

My next ship that I love (A LOT) is Marshall Lee/Prince Gumball from Adventure Time. And I mean technically, this is the same thing as Bubbline, so that too. They’re interchangeable to me.

Asuming I wasn't asexual... Deadpool XD

hahaha nice choice U_U

finding-thekey replied to your post “@ god why do I always love asshole characters is it because I see...”

Probably... I see myself in them and I don't care XD I'm free!

 Once you get this you have to share 6 random facts about yourself and then pass it on to 10 of your favorite followers. :) (If you like)

1. I once got lost in Central, Hong Kong for about an hour and 45 minutes during a really hot (borderline heatwave warning) day. My phone was out of batteries and I was convinced I was going to be lost there forever at some point. Somehow or another I found the place I was supposed to be going and upon arriving collapsed in one of the chairs and said, I didn’t think I was going to make it here alive!

2. I can snap my fingers on my right hand but not on my left.

3. Similarly, I can wink my left eye but not my right.

4. I can roll my tongue but I could not always do it. I was told it was genetic but I really wanted to be able to roll my tongue and I practised for months until I figured out how to do it. Maybe it was genetic all along. I don’t even care beyond the fact I can roll it now.

5. I hate driving city roads. Leave me to drive 100-120km/h on a freeway or 90 on a highway and I’m happy as a clam. Leave me to drive city roads and I am half convinced I will hit someone or something at some point. Also, the moment I start driving city I just develop this immediate and irrational dislike of other drivers, pedestrians and cyclists who don’t obey traffic rules. Especially cyclists. YOU ARE LEGALLY A VEHICLE YOU NEED TO STOP AT STOP SIGNS YOU ASSHOLE.

“I hope you know that my name is actually Bullseye. Whatever anyone else or any shit ass papers or files on me say, I’m Bullseye.”

Daken crossed his arms, sighing and rolling his eyes. ”Dramatics, darling.”

“Dramatics would be if I carved my name into your face with this here pencil, Akihiro. ” Lester twirled a pencil in his fingers, casually as if it was all a joke, but Daken knew better.

Daken bristled at the use of that name. No one had a right to that name. Not even him, and least of all little Lester. He couldn’t let that psychotic decide the borders of their relationship. Daken might want him to run to him, but he had no intention of compromising himself for a single moment. Lester wasn’t worthy of that.

“See, you get it, shitface. Names matter. All those stupid little labels we give ourselves matter. Often one of the worst things you can do it to deny them, right after some creative murder. We make ourselves with words. We unmake others with words and acts of depriving them of their meaning.” He paced and bounced on his heels, chewing on his lips and staring back at him with a sharp set  of bright eyes.

FIC!

Author: alongcameblackwidow Title: kiss me now you’ll catch your death Word count: 3480 Warnings: graphic sexytimes Summary: Natasha has to deal with an assassin on her tail, and to figure out her relationship with Bruce. On the whole, she’d rather deal with the assassin. Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4127233

ART!