#finbar

Propaganda

Finbar (Rolling With Difficulty: Campaign 1 Per Aspera):

he's a 7 ft tall middle aged giant kin who's had 7 messy breakups and then retired from adventuring to marry and start a family with one of those exes. AND he knows how to cook.

GO, MY MINIONS!! GO SUPPORT THE PLANESCAPE’S #1 DAD, FINBAR!!!

Mercedes Oak-Garcia (Dungeons & Daddies: Odyssey/Quest):

Do i even have to explain

GUYS SUPPORT WOMEN GUYS GUYS WE NEED TO UPLIFT WOMEN ARE YOU ALL FEMINISTS CMON NOW

VOTE MERCEDES 2026

Mercedes is a big lady who powers crystals by jerking off near them and having such powerful orgasms it makes that shit magical.

I wish I could be her when I grow up. <- Is in her mid-30s

Mercedes Oak-Garcia better win this whole thing cause omg that woman is fine as fuck!

Look at Mercedes! She was VERY hype to have a 3-way with her husband and a werewolf! Her family is from Ecuador and she taught her sons Spanish! She got into heaven and for her it was a room of hot people of all genders plus buckets of lube!

I love her so much 😍

SHE ALSO IS A RADIO DJ !!! BABE HAS A BROADCASTING DEGREE !!! SHE PAINTED A SENSUAL MURAL ON THE SIDE OF HER HOUSE THAT GOT HER FAMILY TAKEN TO COURT !!

VOTE FOR OUR FAVE GIRL

She found out her husband was trapped in a magic realm and fighting his evil abuse dad that he has no memory of, organised a team together, travelled through dimensions to save him, and rode into battle buck-ass naked on the hood of a 2013 Honda Odyssey whilst covered in JO crystals, and then proceeded to fight a dragon that was actually said asshole father in law

First met her husband when she found him passed out naked in the woods with amnesia, immediately introduced herself by hyphenating their last names

Painted a graphic mural on the side of her house of Mother Nature giving birth to the Earth. Got taken to court by a neighbour and, in addition to actual legal arguments, showed up to testify as Mother Nature herself, in full costume. She was held in contempt of court

She's poly with an open marriage, canonically has fairly regular orgies with her husband and their friends

Oh please... not again

Not me falling in love with another Peter Dinklage's role again

Finbar McBride, you are so..... //screaming

#1 finbar tourettes truther ok.. u could argue that his "ar arr arrr" noises are a stim but it seems a more lot lik the pattern of tics to meeee,, tubb's "SWIIIIIMMMMMIIN!!!!!!" sounds more like stimming than finbar's arrr noises in my opinion

Liam would’ve married Eilis and they would’ve been very happy together. I like to think they would’ve had two kids (like Eilis and Eamonn do)—a boy called Colum, and a girl called Aisling.

Diarmid and Cormack probably would’ve been warriors and died in an attempt to retake the Islands like in canon.

Conor would’ve still become a Druid, and sooner than in DotF because there’s no curse to delay him.

Finbar… hmm. I’m not sure about him! Maybe he would become a brithem? Or he could help Liam with stuff at Sevenwaters, maybe using his gift to provide advice? Who knows.

I think Padriac would definitely still leave Sevenwaters and go sailing. There’s nothing really for him to do in the forest. I can see him still running off and finding him own way in the world. Maybe he comes back to visit Sevenwaters more often than in canon, since Lady Oonagh never murdered his animals and cursed him in this version of events.

Sorcha is another tricky one… I suppose she would get married when she turns 16. Either Lord Colum would arrange a suitable marriage for her, or the Fair Folk meddle and ensure that she falls for a Briton in this timeline as well. Or actually, since Oonagh never arrives at Sevenwaters Sorcha’s brothers don’t forcibly remove her from Father Brien’s place and she finishes healing Simon. So I could see Sorcha falling for Simon, and the child of the prophecy could be kickstarted that way.

art by @nashwaart

i had an emotional journey today. not unlike the divine comedy i think

Propaganda and further pictures under the cut

Crew of the Per Aspera: Kyana, Dani, VR-LA, Finbar (+ the various lil guy pets and familiars)

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