#filth wizard

This is a story about the creation of language.

One night there was a party at my house where there were acts of true drunkenness and debauchery. However, one particular person was so inspiring in their filth that they spawned the development of new vocabulary.

The exact act that spawned this creation was when a drunk man sat on the floor between two coolers. These coolers once contained ice and drinks, but this far into the evening the ice had melted and the drinks had been consumed and now they only contained discarded bottles, beer drippings and possibly vomit.  The drunk man began splashing about in this mess, droplets of water sinking into the wretched carpet as he lolled about, eyes half closed.

The sight of this inspired all those present. There had to be a word or phrase for such a vision - a name that would encompass what we all experienced that very night. So much like in The Neverending Story, when the boy runs to the window, throws it open, and cried out into the night, so did we then take to the internet to name what we had seen. Because indeed, the sight had been so incredible as to be considered MAGICAL. This was no ordinary filth. It took us to a new place, a new understand of humanity. It changed all of us.

So was born  the term "Filth Wizard". We did what all inspired people do when they contribute to the English Language, we put it on Urban Dictionary, where it remains to this very day.

To Quote:

A person whose ability to create and wallow in filth has surpassed all logic and now must be termed "magical."Friend only to the pig and the rat.

Look at you, rolling around in dirt, spilled beer, and carcasses of small animals. You are truly a filth wizard.

Friend to only the pig, and the rat

another day spent, not getting a job, and playing tomb raider.

On the upside, i definitely had a shower and got out of my pjs today.