#filik

Başkan Filik Mazbatasını Aldı

Adana (CUHA) – Adana’nın Yumurtalık İlçe Belediye Başkanlığına tekrar seçilen Türkeş Filik mazbatasını İlçe Seçim Kurulu’ndan aldı.

Mazbata töreni için AK Parti İlçe Başkanı Recep Aşkar, MHP İlçe Başkanı Halim Özyürek, Cumhur İttifakı Belediye Meclis Üyeleri ve Partililerle birlikte Adliye Binasına gelen Belediye Başkanı Türkeş Filik mazbatasını teslim aldı.

Burada kısa bir konuşma yapan Başkan…

So... I was gonna make another satirical rant about secularism, but then I was like I should stop doing that this is supposed to be an ask blog... Then I realized nobody freaking cares about this blog or even reads it so I might as well make it whatever the hell I want!

So, this will still be an ask blog if anyone cares, but it will also be a blog where I rant either satirically or seriously about random shit and if I’m bored I might even do subjective reviews of random stuff...

After all not like Filik will care he doesn’t even remember this blog exists unless I remind him...

Tüfekle yerden kalkmak isterken kendini vurdu

Olay, saat 11.30 sıralarında Saraycık Köyü’nde meydana geldi. Evli bir çocuk babası olan 33 yaşındaki Özgür Filik, Çiftlik mevkiine hayvanlarını otlatmaya gitti.

Koyunlarını otlatan çoban Özgür Filik, oturduğu ağaç kenarından bir süre sonra ayağa kalkmak istedi. Ayağa kalkmak için tüfekten destek alan Özgür Filik tüfeğin patlaması üzerine başından ağır yaralandı.

Aynı mevkide çobanlık yapan ve…

Recent events have made me really regret the posts I lost from the old blog...

IT IS A SHAME.

Yeah it is... Although it wouldn't be if you hadn't forced me to delete the old blog before making the new one...

CAN'T HAVE TWO OF ME AT ONCE THAT WOULD BE A PARADOX!

But it wouldn't be two of you at once, just one of you with two blogs.

SHH YOUR LIMITED HUMAN MIND CAN'T COMPREHEND IT.

My limited human mind can't comprehend the internet, blogs or you?

All of which were created by humans I'd add...

JUST BECAUSE YOU CREATED IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU UNDERSTAND IT!

Pretty sure it usually does...

ELLIPSES

What?

I CAN'T CAPITALIZE THE LITTLE DOTS WITHOUT IT GOING >>>

... Makes sense. Anyway the point of this post is I'll probably try to repost that rant I made on the old blog at some point, because I feel I still need that posted somewhere.

WHY NOT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN BLOG AND POST IT THERE?

Cause then there'd be two of me and that would be a paradox.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

Well Filik’s not human so he doesn’t really have any “Human” Memories and as everyone should already know he also has no short term or long term contextual memory so, he can’t really have an earliest mem-

SHH! I’M REMINISCING!

About what?

SHH! MY EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY WAS BACK WHEN I LIVED IN A TINY HOUSE WITH MY MOTHER AND SISTER. I REMEMBER THAT WE HAD THIS NICE SUN ROOM WITH A GIANT TEDDY BEAR ON IT AND I WOULD CLIMB ON TO IT’S HEAD AND LIE THERE LOOKING OUT AT THE BALCONY OUTSIDE.

Hey… That’s my memory!

THEY’RE MINE NOW!

But… But you won’t even remember them in a few seconds.

REMEMBER WHAT?

THAT PLACE WITH ALL THE BEACHES AND VOLCANOS!

Hawaii?

YES?

You’re an omnipotent omnipresent god? How have you never been to Hawaii?

BEEN TOO BUSY.

Do you know the definition of Omnipresent?

NOPE!

So, due to... Reasons... regarding the creation of the previous blog.

YOU SCREWED UP.

Yes Filik... I screwed up. Regardless for reasons we had to delete the old blog and move to a new blog. Which means all the old posts are gone. The rants. the questions, the inanity after inanity. All gone.

LIKE MY MEMORIES.

Yes like your... Wait what?