Jan 14
"That pixie little guy"
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"That pixie little guy"
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the question is who COULD be recast as aragorn and capture the same magic...
i think it needs to be someone 1. not famous, 2. classically trained, 3. up to being a littlr freak weirdo
ohhhh that's a lovely question.
i wish i was ingrained in pop culture enough to give a definitive answer, but alas, i am not. one thing tho, at this point they should bring figwit back. it's that much of a joke.
Elves reacting to dwarves throwing food
I can't be the first one to gif this, right? But I couldn't find it on a quick search. So have some elves reacting to dwarves being dwarves...
THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 120th Tilt
King Richard, Galavant (2015-2016) VS. “Unnamed Elf Escort” (Alias: “Figwit”), The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
Propaganda
King Richard, Galavant (2015-2016) Portrayed by: Timothy Omundson
“DILF? GILF? King Richard has the range from dark to very funny. He's in touch with his feelings and has a pet dragon, plus an amazing singing voice.”
“Unnamed Elf Escort” (Alias: “Figwit”), The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) Portrayed by: Bret McKenzie
“the man, the myth, the legend! He was only on screen for a couple of seconds, but that was enough to capture all our hearts! Even way back in 2001, when the internet was still young, his raw charisma and beautiful face managed to get a following, and a whole website dedicated to him. If that doesn't make you the hottest fantasyman, I don't know what does.”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
King Richard [Timothy Omundson] (Left)
Figwit [Bret McKenzie] (Right)
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The braincell of Imladris
Erestor: I swear, I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Glorfindel, Lindir, Celebrian, and Figwit: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Elrond: You know, that the brain has more then one cell, right?
the hobbit and it’s exactly the same but lindir starts every conversation with “hey chat”