TFW @carol.hawk , aka Mom sends you the giant box of Orange Marmalade packets to complete the flavors in the Jelly Caddy that was your christmas gift. I did my breakfast nook up all diner style and you just gotta have orange marmalade in your jelly caddy or why even bother. I have biscuit dough in the fridge. Its going down tomorrow morning! #yesimstrange #soilikejelly #notsorryatall #fightmem8 (at Scofield Farms, Austin, Texas)

Happy Monday, Y’all. Today was a good, quick #hamstringsandcalves day. Finished off the workout with the dulcet tones of @adele and @siamusic because I’m fuggin savage like that. #fightmem8 (at Northwest Family YMCA | YMCA of Austin)

When I go swimming, I don't feel the water first. it could be 45 degrees in the pool and I'll go swimming. I don't get in slowly, I just jump in. It's thrilling

#yaaasssss #selfie #fucku #2gud4um8 #fightmem8

has anyone been really sick, and then they go back to school with a little cough and sniffs and when you go talk to a friend your voice is a little scruffy and you make the mistake of saying, "Sorry I'm still a little bit sick.", and then they move their little fucking heads back and look at you with disgust like bItcH whAt aM I gOnNa fUckIn giVe yA, eBoLa?!?!????!??