#fic anon

- thank you for reading!! 💙

I work at a nuclear power plant and there was an incident where the littlest one was too close to the reactor when it went critical on accident. Don't worry, the kids only in the latent phase, the skins not slopping off the muscles just yet. I heard starting on the blood transfusions early is recommended so I have been extracting a pint of blood a day, and a few patches of skin from the other kids incase we need skin grafts, so things are looking well all things considered. I've been looking to also collect some bone marrow incase the kid's white blood cell count drops suddenly but I don't have anesthesia... I'm sure they can handle it. What's a little pain when their little sibling's in danger?

I've just recently introduced these virgin boy eggs which I was delighted to add to their special carnivore diet. The last batch was starting to get rancid but thanks to your kids, they are more accessible than ever!

I think someone is stalking my place, but I haven't left the house since I last drove by your house with them (the middle one threw up and passed out from the tantrum it threw after you wouldn't even look up to see its little face pressed up against the glass.) I do happen to own a ton of napalm though, which just so happened te be connected to my sprinkler system in the basement, you know the kids love it there, and it is trigged by motion censor so I wouldn't try anything if I were you or them.

Also I’d love to collab, I just don’t know how!!!

And Grian making fun of scae after he gets glasses,,,, so CUTE ,!!!! I love them so much ahdhfhfhfhfhfh

- og fanfic anon

Iabsjajhshaja sorry this got buried amidst the chaos 😭😭😭

Have a lovely flustering day

Recently I was thinking about why I like Cressida more than Penelope when they are basically the same. Then I realised that its because the narrative acknowledges Cressida's flaws and make face consequences! This season we understand her better while we feel sympathy and understand her, we also see her the narrative acknowledge her flaws. Which is something that doesn't happen with Penelope! Every other character is ruined so Penelope can rise up.

Have a nice day!

I have literally nothing else to add Fic Anon

Chef’s kiss

They made Cressida flawed and self aware about it, and they were aware about it too

Hello again you lovely anon! I had to go check the ficlist I had started in my Notes app—I hope you will like the fics I’ve selected for you and everyone else. xx

The Proof in the Pudding 5.2K by Three_Oaks (they’re actually one of my fave writers, please check out their work)—Five times Ethan came to Benji's bakery, and one time Benji decided to come to him.

don't want no part of this crazy love 5.2K by idontshaveforsher_yesyoudo—Benji pulls a face. “Marriage is a patriarchal –” “– concept invented to give people in power a say in our relationships, yeah, we know,” Ethan interrupts him, taking the words right out of Benji’s mouth. Or, 5 times Benji tells people how opposed he is to marriage and 1 time he changes his mind

kiss and blow our cover 2.1K by thehallmonsters—Benji and Ethan accidentally let it slip that they're married after keeping it under wraps for a decade.

Forty-Two Quintillion Scrambles, One You 6.1K by bermuda_trapezoid—Ethan asks Benji to teach him how to solve a Rubik's cube. Easy enough, until you factor in that Ethan has never touched a cube before, Benji's never taught anyone, and oh yeah! Benji has a ridiculously large crush on Ethan. This is sure to be interesting...

like real people 3.5k by alecjbi—five times benji and ethan almost kiss, and the time they finally do.

+1 that’s semi-long but that I really like :

The honeygirl who steps behind his big, bad boyfriend with the bat when the monsters come running. He could fight them; absolutely. He could fight them far better than the kids can. But will he? Absolutely not. This manicure is fresh and cost him forty dollars.

Billy who kisses Steve and tells him knock 'em dead, sugar as he leans back against the wall, cocky smirk, lighting a cigarette as the demodogs close in.

"Aren't you gonna do something?!" Dustin screams as he ducks another demobat. They are, for some reason, not at all bothering with Billy. Billy who's touching up his tinted cherry chapstick. Who looks over his flip mirror at Dustin in disgust.

"Uh, no? This is jacket is Sebastian Cruz, dumbass."

Look, Steve bought him all all that nice shit, he knows the score.

“There’s no pain, I promise. It just feels like a kiss. You like kisses, right? That’s what it feel like. Shhh shhh shhh it’s okay, just lean against me, okay? You’re safe, I won’t do anything to hurt you. If you want me to stop just say so, and I’ll stop. You can even hold my hand if you want, squeeze it if anything hurts or feels uncomfortable. You ready? Alright, it’ll be quick…. Just hold still…. Shhhhh….”

- fic anon (first time I’ve been a named anon hehehe :P)