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guide to smooching the gigantic sadbot

get them in one place for long enough. this should be easy. because they’re sad.

obtain a stool, or a stepladder, or a very big bucket. ignore this step if the sadbot is sitting, or crouching, or squatting, or lying down defeated on the ground in the face of crushing despair.

use your apparatus at your personal judgement to get to the desired height. the last step of the stepladder is ill-advised, as it might be just a little too high, but if you are torbjorn-sized, it should be fine.

ignore the flailing four arms. if the four arms are obstructing the sadbot’s face, do not ignore the four arms, but gently peel them away, as you would peel an onion. omnics have layers.

smooch the faceplate. ignore the metallic texture and the faint smell of rust and blood. or don’t. if that’s what you’re into. 

you have smooched the gigantic sadbot. repeat at your convenience until the desired effect.

hello yes absolutely lskfdjskjfd

Mun of Goobereyes: [ *leans in real smooth but plops on butt instead* ]

*pappingkissus* ;u;