#fhdash

My girl got home from a teaching trip in Malaysia and she fell asleep before she even called her parents to let them know she was home safe.  I guess you could say you’re looking at the phone call replacement.

How’s stuff with you?

It's the one thing they're good for.

Then I'm a total dick.  I could try to come up with one of those things like MILF where the letters mean something but I'm too tired right now.

No, I'm still roommates with Kurt.  I'm... kind of seeing someone.  Maybe.  Hanging out?  We don't really have terms hammered out.  Anyway, I was hanging out at her place during all the snow and her one roommate was being sort of a pain in the ass.  Gentle teasing or whatever, except she made an Instagram for me and then kept trying to take pictures to post on it.  I took control eventually.

Haha, yeah I wasn't expecting her to do that.  Her sweater is all stretched out now.  I think we should have a one-person per shirt max limit.  She was just trying to hide us both from her roommate's camera and... that's what she came up with.  What you can't see is what color red my face went.  It was not pretty.

Alcohol should be involved.  And probably nothing too sharp or hard.  Just for basic safety, you know?

No, she's good, though.  Super chill.  She has a great laugh and uncanny accuracy when she's chucking Reese's Pieces into my mouth across the couch.  And she's really pretty, so there's that, too.