Discussing her feelings was never easy for Quinn and she knew there was no reason for her to continue to act like she didn’t like Jake. She had basically been living in his apartmet for days and now the two of them were enjoying a rather cliche Valentine’s Day together. “Thank you for everything,” she smiled, hoping he know how much she appreciated all that he had done lately. “Especially today. It’s been great.”

Nice job, bro.

Ha.  Thanks.  She’s the best.  She was also tired for like a week straight after her trip, so that was the best picture of her I got.  It’s good to have her back, though.

Because when you work in a fitting room, apparently people think that’s how things work, because they’re gross. 

I think we can let you slide on ditching us just this once, man.

Thanks, buddy. Does that mean you ditched us too during my absence? That why you letting me off easy?

Decisions, decisions. Congrats though, Marls. Sounds like you’ve got your work cut out for you.

Well I have to be accepted into the schools before I can even think about making a decision, not that I would know where to go if I got into either one.

So what is it then?

I don't have one. My name is just Kurt Hummel.

Happy Hanukkah, Rachel. I'm sure Jesse'll make sure you get some good bling or whatever. And, hey, happy birthday too. You're gonna be swimming in gifts.

Happy Hanukkah to you too, my fellow half Jew and beloved friend! While Jesse is immensely talented at selecting the perfect shiny-based gifts for a starlet, he has actually chosen to make this Hanukkah glamorous in another quintessentially starry fashion by way of daily spa treatments. I was made for the fabulous and plushy wardrobe choices of spa-life, albeit with a slightly pink twist, and, although I could never give up my destiny as Barbra's heir to embrace the socialite-esque life, I can't wait until the paparazzi start stalking me to my weekly spa appointments and my fans desperately try to steal and copy my valuable beauty tips and tricks! Why, thank you very much, and I look forward to hearing about your charity of choice as I am a little shocked to read your apparent surprise over the impending anniversary of my birth. The creation of a star is hardly a discreet or trivial event, Jacob. 

RYDER: Hey, man. Do you know if you're working on Halloween?