Cornbread: [in Beyonce's voice] Okay ladies, now what in tarnation?

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Cornbread: [in Beyonce's voice] Okay ladies, now what in tarnation?

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Oneshot Request - Margarita and Cornbread
Title: Midnight Saloon Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 3609 Rating: General Audiences Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: None Characters: American Cornbread, Margarita Summary: After traveling alone well into the dark of night, Margarita manages to find her way to a sleepy little town.
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This request came from a good friend of my over discord.
I got waaaaay more invested in this one than I thought, but I had a lot of fun with it. And although it says there is no actual ship, there is a lot of cute shippy subtext that goes on in this fic. What can I say, I’m a sap.
That hamburger, cornbread & applepie hc made me think....p-poly relationship? (I know it was intended to be mostly hb x cb) but..i somehow got that idea and dang I like it, it's cute as heck!!
I'm glad you like it! Thank you so much!
Edited: Thanks tumblr for not showing me the full ask till i post this. But i don't mind a ploy relationship, either way i still found them cute together. Either as friends or lovers.
Nobody:
Hamburger and Cornbread:

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Apple Pie: I can live without the apple sangria.
Cornbread: You've made up songs after eating five of them, with lyrics that contradict that last statement.
Apple Pie: Can you at least try to see from my point of view?
Cornbread: [kneels down to Apple Pie's height]