Feb 15, 2022
Inigo: Hey, is four a lot?
Fezzik: Depends on the context. Dollars? No, not really. Murder Victims? Yeah, kinda.
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Inigo: Hey, is four a lot?
Fezzik: Depends on the context. Dollars? No, not really. Murder Victims? Yeah, kinda.
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Happy Beginnings by apliddell
Johnlock Love Letters #2011
John and Sherlock watch The Princess Bride. John finds out something shocking about Sherlock's past, and it gets him thinking.
Me to my brother: Fezzigo :)
Lil bro: What
Me: Fezzik and Inigo Montoya in Princess Bride. They’re a couple and they’re adorable together
Lil bro: Nah they’re just best bros
Me: Aw come on!
Lil bro: You know who’s a couple tho?
Me (expecting him to say something like Buttercup and Weasley): Who
Lil bro: Prince Humperdinck and The-6-Fingered-Man
Me: …………..WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha oh my GOD you’re absolutely right
Inigo: You are a spineless twit!
Fezzik: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior!
Inigo: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!
Fezzik: Yes, because that would be adorable.
Inigo: No, it’s because you are a five-year-old girl and there’s a pecking order.
Fezzik: Happy anniversary of your birth, Inigo.
*hands him a birthday gift*
Inigo: I don't celebrate anniversaries.
Fezzik: Go on, open it up. I wanna see the expression on your face!
Inigo: You want to see the expression on my face? The only expression you're gonna see on my face is fuck you.
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Inigo: Fezzik... you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now. Fezzik: *muffled* mm hmmm :) Inigo: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Five self-recs
Snagged from @minim-calibre bc why not :)
Tagging: @rabidchild67, @mm8fic, @rory-the-mirdala, @ereshai, and anybody else if you wanna
A New Life MCU | Natasha & Laura, Clint/Laura | Rated G | 2960 Natasha wasn’t sure what she’d expected from Barton’s wife, but it really wasn’t this. If anything, she’d thought Laura would see her as a threat. What sort of man brought a woman he’d only just met, a dangerous woman at that, to stay with him his civilian wife?
As a Bird Loves the Sky The Princess Bride | Fezzik/Inigo | Rated G | 1664 words He couldn’t help but stare at the other man for a few long moments, wondering at the way that just being near him like this made his heart beat faster and his soul soar with happiness. Even after thinking about this for so many weeks, sitting together like this, knowing what he was about to do, made it feel like his feelings were blooming anew.Â
Bride of the Lake Monster Star Wars VII | Kylo Ren/Hux | Rated T | 1660 words About twenty yards out was what looked like a ghostly white horse, almost glowing in the dim light of twilight, its long mane and tail trailing along the surface of the lake as it crept closer. As Hux watched, other horses rose from the dark water, inky blots with gleaming eyes that made Hux take a step back in shock.
Only Recourse Harry Potter | Harry/Voldemort | Rated E | 2961 words Harry’s been acting odd lately. He doesn’t react well to Dumbledore’s idea of fixing him.
Relax Teen Wolf | Chris/Isaac | Rated E | 4050 words “It’s alright, you’re alright,” Chris whispered into Isaac’s ear. “Relax for me.”Â
Word Count: 1664 Fandom: Princess Bride (1987) Rating: General Audiences Relationships: Fezzik/Inigo Montoya Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Declarations Of Love, Inigo is a little slow on the uptake, Friends to Lovers
Summary: He couldn’t help but stare at the other man for a few long moments, wondering at the way that just being near him like this made his heart beat faster and his soul soar with happiness. Even after thinking about this for so many weeks, sitting together like this, knowing what he was about to do, made it feel like his feelings were blooming anew.