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Alskdshfls I knew you would do this one omfg

Okay

I hate internal monologues as voiceovers but for El I think it would work. Like in a creepy way a la Joe from YOU (lol). Opening scene would be Orion saving her from the monster and her bitching internally after kicking him out

Adapting the Scholomance visually would be Such a Trip!!! Cuz it's half-reality, half wishful thinking, and sometimes it will fuck with time and space

Idk in terms of color scheme I would just love black/dark grey stonework to really drive home that this is a high school in a Dark Void filled with monsters that want to eat you

(So like. High school.)

I haaaate the idea of a tv series shorter than 6 episodes (british tv makes me insane sometimes) but A Deadly Education is so fast paced that I would want to do a tight six and sacrifice some ep runtime

El and Orion's "fake dating but he doesn't know we're fake dating" vs "actually dating but she doesn't realize it's not fake" NONSENSE would be very fun, just lots of Orion being a sweet (for him) attentive boyfriend and El's voiceover like "does he really not know people think we're together when he acts like that??" A lot of show on Orion's part, a lot of tell on El's

El versus her evil destiny: she's not a sharer in book 1 so idk if i'd hold off on revealing her great-grandmother's prophecy or do little flashbacks here and there showing her life growing up in the commune?

Summary: Lily Evans isn't going home for Christmas, and to Euphemia Potter that is just unnacceptable. 4637 words.

For @snapslikethis <3

Lily : Ok so

Mary : Love it when the conversation starts like that.

Lily : You will not BELIEVE what just happened to me.

Mary : Elaborate??

Lily : So you remember when I interned for Sleekeazy’s this summer yeah?

Mary : Do I remember your massive hard-on for Mr. Potter's son? Yes do go on.

Lily : Ok firstly I did not have a hard-on for Potter!!!!!!! He’s so rude omg.

Mary:  You were at least 39% in love with each other but go off I guess. 

Lily : ANYWAY so I was literally just coming out of the café on Harris Street and when all of a sudden I get this text

Potter: So

Potter: Apparently Sirius heard from Lucy Granger who heard from Mary Macdonald that ur like, the only1 staying at uni this Christmas and he let it slip to mum

Potter: And she remembered when you interned for dad and apparently she wants you to come over for Christmas

Potter: I should say that she is very persuasive and Sirius gave her your number so

Potter: Sorry in advance

 Lily : I was AMBUSHED.

Lily : How could I say no???? His mother FACETIMED ME.

Mary : Doesn’t sound that rude to me Lily.

Lily : Blocked

My tow favourite fic cats

Queen Juniper decedent of the pharaos (i've reworked my sketch so she's really black now)

To @petals-to-fish her creator

And His Grace Algernon the great whom i draw with a monocle, because he must be a duke between the cats, and of course a slice of bacon

@ghostofbambifanfiction and @fetchalgernon his creators

“And y’know, I’m not complaining, but I did think, for all the stink you pulled, Pads, that this was going to entail more than just drinks at the pub.”

Sirius pulled a sour face. “It wasn’t me who put Moony in charge, mate.”  

“Like I said, not complaining….”

“We,” Remus said, but Sirius cut him off.

“You.”

“Fine. I thought it’d be best if we avoided any proper shenanigans today. You know, keep out of mischief.”

James laughed. “It’s because you lot are afraid of my Mum, isn’t it?”

I feel this. I was torn whether to post the fic I wrote before her latest nonsense because it feels a little gross to engage in the fandom

18. A memorable meal this year?

hmm maybe an average dinner at this average pub near me that was awesome because my soccer team had just won the grand final. also my fav donut place does caramilk donuts now. counts as meal because i want it to.

20. What’s something you learned this year?

lifting weights is great for depression

24. Did you keep any New Year’s Resolutions?

- brooklyn nine nine 

- the good place 

- miraculous ladybug 

- good omens 

- superstore