Avoiding Every Mistletoe
Summary: Lily Evans isn't going home for Christmas, and to Euphemia Potter that is just unnacceptable. 4637 words.
For @snapslikethis <3
Lily : Ok so
Mary : Love it when the conversation starts like that.
Lily : You will not BELIEVE what just happened to me.
Mary : Elaborate??
Lily : So you remember when I interned for Sleekeazy’s this summer yeah?
Mary : Do I remember your massive hard-on for Mr. Potter's son? Yes do go on.
Lily : Ok firstly I did not have a hard-on for Potter!!!!!!! He’s so rude omg.
Mary: You were at least 39% in love with each other but go off I guess.
Lily : ANYWAY so I was literally just coming out of the café on Harris Street and when all of a sudden I get this text
Potter: So
Potter: Apparently Sirius heard from Lucy Granger who heard from Mary Macdonald that ur like, the only1 staying at uni this Christmas and he let it slip to mum
Potter: And she remembered when you interned for dad and apparently she wants you to come over for Christmas
Potter: I should say that she is very persuasive and Sirius gave her your number so
Potter: Sorry in advance
Lily : I was AMBUSHED.
Lily : How could I say no???? His mother FACETIMED ME.
Mary : Doesn’t sound that rude to me Lily.
Lily : Blocked
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