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Overheard at the Lakehouse, 26/???
Fenris: Sleipnir, please stop peeling the Butterfinger bar and eat it as nature intended, you're making a mess.
Sleipnir: *flips him off*
Fenris: ...That's not nearly as evocative when you have six fingers.
Sleipnir: *stares into Fenris' eyes as he slowly finishes peeling the chocolate off his candy, sweeps the chocolate into his hand and sprinkles it on Fenris' head as he leaves the room*
Fenris: HOW ARE YOU THE ELDEST?!
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Jörmungandr, how would you feel if I were to to take a weekend vacation with you and travel to all of our old aquatic haunts within all of the realms as a reprieve from the reminders of your heartbreak. It'll be a family bonding experience, just you and me, after you have recovered from your "bender" of course (And don't think I do not not know about your theft of my aged Asgardian reserves; we'll deal with that later). - Loki
Hello Father, it’s Fenris. Jor came over late last night, a shuddering, sobbing mess (they puked acid on my new rug, but that is beside the point). They’re sleeping it off right now, but I think it will definitely do them good to get out of here for a while. I am not entirely sure what form they will be taking - they’re jotun at the moment, which is… concerning, taking in to account that they usually prefer to recover in serpent form. I was able to get them to talk a little bit before sending them to bed, and it seems that the break-up was mutual and they knew it was coming, and to be honest, I could see it coming, too. It’s still upsetting to see them like this, though.- Fenris
Overheard at the Lakehouse, 23/???
Fenris *on the phone*: Hela, are you free for-
*loud metallic clanging, shouting, and high pitched shrieking squawks coming from the phone*
Fenris: You sound busy. I'll call back later.
Overheard at the Lakehouse, 18/???
Fenris: Jor, toss me a pencil sharpener, will you?
Jor *looks up from his canvas*: Hmm?
Fenris *wiggling his colored pencil*: Sharpener.
Jor *rummaging around in his art bag*: Here. Catch.
Fenris *nearly get stabbed by the sharp blade that comes hurtling at him*: Jor what the fuck
Overheard at the Lakehouse, 14/???
Fenris *walking in with Darcy's cat*: Only a cat would think that sitting on one's face is the ultimate sign of affection.
Jor *eyes light up mischievously*: C-
Loki *slaps his hand across Jor's mouth*: Don't even think about it.
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Hela: Brother, I have a question.
Fenris: What.
Hela: When you're a wolf, does your thinking change?
Fenris: What?
Hela: When you're a wolf, do you think in All-speak, or is it... "Bark bark howl yip" and whatnot.
Fenris: ...What.
Overheard at the Lakehouse, 16/???
Fenris: Hello Brother- what's going on? Is your tablet not working again?
Sleipnir: *frustrated grunt*
Fenris: Is it broken, or did the Twins get to it?
Sleipnir: *typing, shows the device to Fenris*
Fenris: ...They changed the voice on it? Well, that can't be-
Sleipnir's Tablet: WALUIGI!
Fenris: ...Oh.
Overheard at the Lakehouse, 6/???
Jormungandr: HELA! DID YOU STEAL MY MOISTURIZER AGAIN?! I NEED MY MOISTURIZER!
Fenris: Calm down Cassandra, there is no need to get stretched out of shape. Check that Chip on your shoulder... perhaps she was framed?
Jormangandr: *hissing angrily, eyes turning acid green*
you stole my moisturizer to make DUMB WHOVIAN JOKES
Fenris: *throws moisturizer at Jor and takes off cackling*
