#jormungandr lokisson

This has been really bothering me for a while. It even keeps me up at night sometimes. I toss and turn, unable to sleep, because it’s so... frustrating.  How the fuck do Skyrim’s giants reproduce? Are they hermaphroditic, like Jotuns? Or do they fuck the mammoths? Are they super protective of the mammoths because those are their mammoth wives?  Also, where are the children of other races? You can’t tell me that the Orsimer strongholds wouldn’t be crawling with little orcs. Do they send them off to some super secret baby orc crèche outside of Skyrim’s borders?  ARE BABY KHAJIIT CALLED KITTENS?! I need answers, dammit! - Jor

Jor: FUCK YOU WE BOTH KNOW I'M WEAK AND NEED CONSTANT VALIDATION!

Fenris *nearly get stabbed by the sharp blade that comes hurtling at him*: Jor what the fuck

But Victor von Doom just sent me another e-mail asking if I’ve reconsidered his offer of employment.  Vicky, your sole ambition seems to be trying to destroy the Fantastic Four - aka my boyfriend and his team/family - and the Avengers - aka My family - on a regular basis. Do you honestly think I want to join you on these endeavors? I do not. - Jor

Loki *slaps his hand across Jor's mouth*: Don't even think about it.

Jor: BUT IT'S HOT OUTSIDE!

Fenris: *throws moisturizer at Jor and takes off cackling*

Again