#fem!simon

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this week? you can have some butch fem!ghost x reader (context: simon is a he/him lesbian and reader replied to his online post looking for a new roommate),, pure raw unedited thoughts atp so it might be VERY clunky :p

you weren’t sure what you’d been expecting when you arrived and found a table near the window - what you’d been picturing riley to look like - but you’d had to school your features into something less flustered when a tall woman in a baggy hoody and a pair of work out shorts walked in and bee-lined for your corner.

as he walked your eyes glued themselves to his black workout shorts as they rose up his thighs, indecently tight, showing off the thick muscle covered in a smattering of soft, unshaven hair, light enough that it glistened in the afternoon light. as he got closer you noticed a trail of scars leading up his shins to his knees and stretch marks curving around the inside of his thighs.

you felt the need to reach out and touch when you felt the weight of his own gaze taking you in for the first time.

“riley?” you’d asked hesitantly, when you finally managed to lift your head up to face him, cheeks ablaze. beneath his hood you could see that the scars continued on his face; most prominently one ran from mid chin through his lips and up his cheek, another, smaller but thicker, ran from his hairline to two inches down his forehead slightly off centre.

you were mesmerised.

“prefer simon,” he’d corrected but nodded, his voice lighter than you’d expected but thickly accented.

he pulled down his hood with a scant look around the cafe to reveal a short cropped haircut, a little shaggy at the top. he took the seat opposite you and you sat up straight when your knees bumped accidentally. you snatched your legs back beneath your chair and clenched your thighs tightly together as the warmth of his bare skin throbbed through your jeans.

christ what was wrong with you? you had the attention of one hot, tall butch and suddenly you were a bag of nerves and fumbling all over the place. get it together.

“oh! yeah ok, cool,” you said and tried to smile normally. “simon.”

“not what you were expecting?” he asked wryly.

“uhm, no,” you admitted with an embarrassed little huff. “not exactly, don’t really know what i was expecting though to be fair.”

you felt wrong footed in front of his confidence. his legs were spread wide beneath the table, feet planted on the outside of yours and you couldn’t shake the feeling that this was less like a first meeting for a roommate and more like your ideal first date.

you looked over at the counter and tapped your leg impatiently when you couldn’t see the drinks you’d ordered. you needed to clear your head if you weren’t going to make a fool of yourself and miss out on a decent rent deal.

shout out to woolie and gouge for letting me chunter away at them and giving me ideas for this fic when i’ve gotten stuck! báir’s inspired me to get back into mood boarding too so check under the cut for a bit of fun that’s got nothing to do with the actual fic lmaoo

npt (i just want to see what everyone’s working on) : @ohlawdthebirds @gloard @syoddeye @disgustingtwitches @xxshadowbabexx @3amfanfiction @groguspicklejar @gemmahale and anyone else who wants to share!

guys as a bisexual i kinda wanna kno abt fem simon...

so here are some SFW headcannons

fem!simon x fem!reader

not proofread!!

Fem!Simon is the type of girl who knows a girl. Like, I get the classic girls understand girls better but I mean, Simon fuckin knows you after day one of having her hands on you.

Fem!Simon who always makes sure you're comfortable. In a busy mall and it's too loud? Hey let's check out this one store she totally wants to go, and not because she knows herself it's a thousand times more quiet in there.

Fem!Simon who is protective not in a weird, possessive way, but in the way where she just wants you happy 24/7. Protective in the sense where she'll keep you safe just because she's a more built woman.

Fem!Simon where you have scary dog privileges. Just one wrong look and a guy will back the hell down. Most the time. Some guys are just assholes.

Fem!Simon who has trauma behind touching. Will she tell you about it? Yes of course, but the reasons behind it only come out when nessicary. You know her look that sings I'm uncomfortable and you will do anything to avoid that. If talking to her while you plant your hands away from her so she knows you won't touch her, she will happily fall to your feet.

Fem!Simon who was confident who never really knew she wanted someone like how she wants you. After being in the military, and being around big men with big egos, to find herself falling for you? You and your charm and kindness and the way you also have a voice for yourself (even tho she finds it hella cute) is something that astounds her.

Fem!Simon who fell for you hard, just to find out you did too.

Fem!Simon who will happily love you through thick and then, because she knows you will too.

ahh hc first try >;)

ilysm babes,

Bonus:

My favorite thing in the Carry On fandom is the solidarity we have around Fem!Snowbaz